The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

Brilliant! :smiley:

You have to wonder if there are plans forming for a legal coup within the administration.

Pence, McConnell, and a few other other party leaders get together and decide to invoke the 25th Amendment. They announce that Donald Trump, a man who was a great President a year ago, has now tragically had a breakdown due to the awesome burdens of the job he has done. There’s ample evidence they can point to to back up the idea that Trump is mentally incapacitated. Trump gets sent off to some confined hospital to recover (and to be somewhere where people can control his tweeting and other contact with the public).

Pence is now acting President. Most Americans are relieved that a nominally competent person is now in charge. Republicans are happy because they no longer have Trump dragging down the party with him. Pence, as an incumbent, has a much better shot at getting elected in November than Trump has. Pence will reassure evangelicals and business types in a way that Trump can’t. And Pence won’t personally offend people that way Trump does. He’s a much stronger candidate than Trump will be.

Most of the people in the administration will see which way the wind is blowing and will quickly transfer whatever loyalty they had for Trump over to Pence. If they had any principles they wouldn’t be part of this administration. And anyone who balks, like Trump’s family members, will be reminded that with Trump out of power, Pence now controls who gets pardoned before January.

Trump’s voter base might be pissed off but the Republicans can afford to dismiss them. They’re not going to turn around and vote for Joe Biden so they don’t matter in the election. Trump supporters are only needed to get somebody like Trump elected; Pence can get re-elected with the regular Republican base. A large part of the Democratic platform in this election has been “Anybody but Trump” and Pence can say “I’m not Trump.”

Not pedantic, merely precise.

It’s not my fault he’s so stupid and/or disdainful of the truth that he subsequently admitted what he hadn’t actually said.

My heart goes out to those poor underlings whose actual job it is to clean up after his verbal messes. Just when they think they’ve got a consistent and defensible interpretation of his words he goes and stomps in the message mud puddle, completely obliterating their efforts. “It was a joke” is the first refuge of the obnoxious and the oblivious. Thank Of it’s not my job.

Then for fuck’s sake stop trying to do it.

A simple “I was wrong” would have sufficed

Veterans Affairs chief plugs unproven drug

The “why” is answered in the article, if anyone cares to read the details.

Great. Now I’m waiting for him to suggest reversing the polarity of the warp nacelles and routing the output to the deflector dish.

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Did you – did you just make a typo of Og, the OG* of SDMB typo-based inside jokes? Are we in for a rash of Of SMASH riffs?

*You should pardon the expression.

I see you’re not aware of the power of Of’s love. I’d like to take a few minutes to tell you about it…

Good times…

Meanwhile, while we were all watching the monkey perform, Congress has slipped billions of dollars of tax breaks into the new relief package which will benefit large corporations and households making more than $500K. So fuck all y’all, each and every one.

Got a linky link?

Sorry, I didn’t mean the post as an attack or to single you out. I guess it was just an observation that there’s no point in trying to be precise with someone who engages in perpetual hyperbole and outright lying.

He’s lost the right to be taken seriously anymore. He lost it on day one really.

I missed today’s briefing but heard it was the shortest one so far, 22 minutes. And the Clown-in-Chief refused to take any questions afterward. Ha! CNN is flat-out saying Trump was scared to take questions and calling him chicken. In those words. Chump’s head must be exploding right about now. The whole reason for these briefings was because Chump found out it was a way he could bully reporters mercilessly. It’s all backfired now.

I notice the cretinous Republikans on this Board are largely silent now.

I guess a bajillion stories and memes about drinking bleach was the straw that finally broke the camel’s back: Trump plans to cut back on (or cancel) daily press briefings.

“Hahaha! Look at all this rope I bullied the press into giving me! And what are THEY gonna do about it? Nothing!”

I personally don’t know anyone who would be stupid enough to consume disinfectants internally. But for any Bozos who do try it at Chump’s prompting, their demise would at least raise the average intelligence of the human race.

The Tax-Break Bonanza Inside the Economic Rescue Package

There’s more at the link.

I would never suggest that the Toddler-in-Chief has an IQ above 80. Plainly, he does not.

But when he advocates an action (e.g. taking some quack remedy) but declines to publicly take it himself, we can reasonably infer that he knows it’s something that could cause harm. If he genuinely believed it to be beneficial, he’d be doing it—so we know he realizes it’s not beneficial.