He’s gonna need a wall first, though. How’s that campaign promise FUCKING CON coming along? And props to Rex Huppke for lots of things he says and gets published.
Well, it’s gonna be black, you see, and to Individual 1, black is just skeery.
Fauci now needs to self-quarantine. So do the heads of the CDC and FDA.
The virus is moving inexorably closer to Chump and Pence. Christmas may be coming early this year.
Our country is has been managed by a man sitting on a golden toilet with a cell phone for 3 years. Sort of like North Korea. I don’t see any change coming.
Those fuckers are seriously asking for it.
With some of his Inner Circle testing positive, it’s only a matter of time before Don will have to admit complete and outright aesthetic defeat to his base by donning a mask.
Or, by fucking dieing. 
He won’t wear a mask. It would mess up his daily orange paint job. Better call Maaco.
And if he eventually did have to wear a mask, how on earth could he possibly pretzel and contort justifiying such an image that his base would somehow find palatable / understandable?
Easy. He either lies about what he said before or flips his position like he’s done a thousand times before. Trump has never worried about consistency. He often contradicts himself within the same briefing – why would he worry about what he said or did yesterday?
He’s starting a movement. Bigly.
No truer words were ever typed.
+1
or should that be 2.
ETA: for Mr. Sinclair’s post. Yeah, timeouts today - brutal.
Chump reminds me of the Black Knight in the Monty Python and the Holy Grail. He’ll insist he’s not defeated even after his arms and legs have been sliced off.
His last words would likely be something along the lines of “I have the best health. I’ve been getting calls from doctors, very respected in terms of medical, they say sir, you’re the healthiest president there’s ever been.”
The level of crap that trump continues to generate is a marvel to behold…
“Transition to greatness”?? Are you fucking kidding me?? :smack:
My bold.
Oh, so maybe there are only 1,500 deaths per day. WHEW! That’s not so bad. We can live with that! Naughty CDC, trying to make Dear Leader look like a bad man. For shame!
Holy fuck. Reading that article makes my head swim. It’s exactly like watching the mad teacup ride at Disneyland.Everyone going around and around in circles, nothing intersecting or touching. No starting or stopping point, no square corners, just endless dizzying curves. Dear God, our country is so fucked.
<**ThelmaLou **heads off to lie down with an ice bag on her forehead>
For the past month or so, the #1 cause of death for each day in the US has been COVID-19. More than cancer, more than heart disease, more than accidents, more than swimming pools (a shock for Dr Phil, I’m sure). Be sure to point that out the next time somebody says “this is just the flu.”
They’ve moved past “this is just the flu”
Now they are onto “It’s just those other people dying, so who gives a shit.”
I’ve actually seen the argument that “the hospitals are way over-inflating the number of deaths, even deaths that have nothing to do with covid-19 are being included in the numbers.”
In other words: don’t trust doctors, don’t trust scientists, don’t trust numbers.
Dear Leader is the only one you can trust.
Are these real things? I’m having trouble visualizing them.
You’d have to ask the punks running the streets.