The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

Damn, I’m getting old when I can’t even remember where I stole little bits of phrases!

All supply chains should be in the United States? Okay, how about you crack down on all this foreign made MAGA-wear?

It’s just so clear and obvious once he explains it:

So our new COVID-19 federal policy is…Shoot the Messenger?

We’re being whooshed, right? That’s from the Onion…right? I mean…that’s something Stephen Colbert would say.

“The president then closed his eyes and informed the audience that he was now invisible.”

Sure. We’ll just do without most electronics, since many of them require rare-earth elements that aren’t available here.

To be fair, the reason that those are not available here has much more to do with bureaucracy than with their actual prevalence in our country. That could be fixed.

I think he is trying (and failing) to make the following argument. Sure some so called experts might say that the US has more cases and deaths than anywhere else in the world, and sure the number of cases in increasing everyday with no end in sight, but that’s just because we are doing so much testing. After all anyone who wants a test can get one. So the fact that we have so many cases is just proof of what a great job he’s doing.

More like, we have tests at schools and people fail them. So the less testing we give the less failures we have. :rolleyes:

That’s how it worked at Wharton for him.

As the election nears, I think it’s time for all those who despise Trump to settle on a consistent nickname for him. Really, drive the same phrase home for six months, over, over, and over. And over again. You can’t do that when people are using close to dozen assorted variations.

Dim Donald.

Simple, alliterative, hard to forget, and not nearly as nasty as it could be (a feature not a bug).

Dim Donald.

He doesn’t understand why we don’t understand:

Georgia reopened and had a spike in new cases. Yet, I’m still getting nonsense from certain people in that state about how evil the liberals and Democrats are for opposing the opening, how un-American and unconstitutional they are. There is now literally nothing that will persuade magats and trumpeters from their allegiance to the fearful leader.

And the magats and trumpeters, along with the damn dirty lying sack of dung in the White House are still blaming Obama and other Democrats and liberals for it.

Don’t forget about his wife’s (or is it his daughter’s) businesses here in China.

That’s not a new policy unless you consider three to four years new.

Well, of course. Don’t you know toddlers just love to play Peek-a-Boo?

What’s the matter with you? Facts have had nothing to do with this administration since before Day One!

Sounds too much like “Dem Donald”. They wouldn’t get it, and would be outraged that their hero is being accused of being a Democrat. Which is quite amusing since he used to be, didn’t he?

Reminds me too much of the guy who turned on Little Alex late in the story. Perhaps, playing on the dim theme, the Failing Light of the Useless BullShitter, though, that might just be too poetical.

That’s too difficult for him to understand. He’ll think you’re talking about the lighting in the room, and he’ll blame it on the very bad (and expensive!) light bulbs that Obama replaced our big beautiful bulbs with, and by the way, a lot of people are saying these new bulbs make him look orange, which is very unfair.

I’m sticking with “Loser Donald” because it’ll remind him of the one thing he hates most in the world - being a losing loser who loses like a dog.

How much will gasoline cost if we stop importing oil?

TIME Magazine’s new cover. A drawing of Individual 1 with his mouth open, an American flag mask dangling below it, with the caption, “There’s a right way to reopen America. This isn’t it."

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So. The late great HuffPost is owned by Verizon now? Fuck that shit.