The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

I’m giggling at the thought that you’ve placed yourself on the side of Wahhabism.

The globe that’s mentioned would HAVE to be miniature due to the, you know, size of the “hands”.

No, no, (since LotR keeps popping up), consider Elijah Wood: as Frodo, he looked quite small, but in other stuff he has done, he looks pretty average-size. Obviously, the photographer used forced perspective to make those tiny hands resemble a normal size.

Melania has placed herself on the target range.

First bolding: Clueless little minx, isn’t she?

Second bolding: A woman’s place is in a dead-end job at low wages in a repressive society. Gotcha.

I think Trump most resembles the Goblin King:

Didn’t happen! Fake news! Only the toucher of the holy orb can reveal the truth to us!

Given the choice of kissing the fellow like Bush did, or simply rubbing his ball, Trump chose the ball.

You know who else only had one ball?

This guy?

Thank god that wasn’t Jereth, or we’d have to get your eyes checked.

Let’s take a moment to imagine how the Fox News/Limbaugh/Infowars crowd would be responding if a photo was published of Obama and the Saudi king, in a shadowy room full of Muslim billionaires, touching a glowing globe, while Michelle eagerly peeked over his shoulder.

So, you’re saying he “grabbed 'em by the ball”?

Hungry? Homeless? Sick?

Tuff Shit.

Senior White House Official: Trump didn’t say ‘radical Islamic terrorism’ in his speech because ‘he’s exhausted’

Two things:

  1. What load of shit
  2. If you’re going to lie, at least come up with something that doesn’t make Trump look bad. He spent his whole campaign insulting people for being “low energy”, and now he expects us to cut him a break because his old lard-ass can’t keep up? Trump needs to go pound a Red Bull and do his damn job.

What a beta cuck, amirite?

Fuck the house of Saud. They put on this dog and pony show for the US that they are fighting extremist ideology. Meanwhile they spend billions funding the spread of Wahhabism all over the world. The Wahhabi interpretation of islam IS extreme. They might not openly call for war against the west but apart from that it’s just as extreme as the Taliban.

It is prophesied that once the Chosen One has touched the Orb of Reckoning, the portal will open…

Goatse, right?

Well, of course he’s tired as all get out. Why do you think he’s taking all these vacations which he promised not to take? Remember that he recently discovered how hard being president actually is.

Let’s be fair here. There’s nothing, nothing at all, that doesn’t make Occupy White House look bad.

Nah. The last freaking person on the planet anyone intelligent wants doing the job of president is Trump. Let the fucker be exhausted. Hell, let him die of exhaustion.

What a surprise, a 70 year old who does no exercise and eats a crap diet is “low energy”. Who knew stamina was so complicated?