Wait…the tour is over? He’s dropping out? WTF, I was looking forward to the inevitable shitstorm when he said something stupid.
What a low-energy cuck.
Didnt he just arrive in Israel?
Maybe I’m misreading, but it looks like he’s done.
Low energy Trump is just plain exhausted and has to send in Ivanka to substitute for him to events:
What an out of shape, low energy weakling. Sad!
When I read this, I started scouring the news sites… is he dropping out? Coming home early? I can’t find anything. Or did you write that as edgy satire?
ETA: Okay, I now see the “Ivanka substituting for him at an event” article.
He probably didn’t want to have to dodge questions from kids.
He has indeed landed in Israel.
He thinks he can bring the Israelis and Palestinians together with the “Ultimate Deal.” I predict that if he succeeds in this, he will resign. Because that will be the greatest accomplishment any president has ever achieved in history (Forget Carter, Clinton, Reagan bringing down the Berlin Wall, the Louisiana Purchase-- forget all that shit), and he will be able to leave office in a cloud of glory and not have to deal with any of the myriad crises he has created. (If he could, he’d nominate Ivanka to succeed him as President, thus accomplishing another coup, namely, the first woman President!)
I think it’s become clear what that orb really does, it sucks the lifeblood from infidels.
Too tired to pronounce radical Islamic terrorism, but not too tired to threaten to cut Medicaid from halfway across the world.
Those bastards have been FINANCING terror for decades.
http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2016/09/saudi-arabia-terrorism-funding-214241
"‘We Misled You’: How the Saudis Are Coming Clean on Funding Terrorism
…Crown Prince Nayef, Deputy Crown Mohammad Bin Salman and several ministers, one top Saudi official admitted to me, “We misled you.” He explained that Saudi support for Islamic extremism started in the early 1960s as a counter to Nasserism—the socialist political ideology that came out of the thinking of Egypt’s Gamal Abdel Nasser—which threatened Saudi Arabia and led to war between the two countries along the Yemen border. This tactic allowed them to successfully contain Nasserism, and the Saudis concluded that Islamism could be a powerful tool with broader utility. "
"As Trump prepared for Riyadh visit, Saudis blocked U.S. on terrorist sanctions
Saudi Arabia, the oil-rich kingdom touted by President Trump as a key ally in the fight against the Islamic State, has helped block a Trump administration proposal to impose sanctions against a Saudi branch of the terrorist group, documents show.
The plan to add the Islamic State’s Saudi affiliate to a U.N. list of terrorist groups was quietly killed two weeks ago in a bureaucratic maneuver at the U.N. Security Council, records show. U.S. officials familiar with the move said the Saudis objected to the public acknowledgment of the existence of a separate Saudi offshoot of the terrorist group inside the kingdom."
"After 15 years, it’s finally about to be okay to talk about Saudi Arabia’s role in fostering anti-American terrorism.
On Sunday, a “60 Minutes” report newly refocused attention on 28 pages of the Joint Congressional Inquiry into the 9/11 attacks that have been censored since the report’s release. The 28 pages describe evidence of Saudi involvement in the attacks, but when the Inquiry released their report, the Bush Administration censored those pages, citing national security. In interviews with a number of the men who served on the Joint Inquiry, the later 9/11 Commission, or both, “60 Minutes” described how a range of Saudis funded al Qaeda and, more importantly, how a known Saudi agent helped hijackers Nawaf al-Hazmi and Khalid al-Mihdhar settle in San Diego and start flight lessons.
The details presented in the “60 Minutes” piece aren’t new. Former Senator Bob Graham, who led the effort to declassify these pages and appeared in Sunday’s report, laid out some of the same details as well as details learned since, in a declaration last year supporting a lawsuit the families of victims have made against the Saudis. … By all appearances the Saudis still seem to be fostering anti-American terrorism. That goes well beyond the export of extremist Wahabbism — the ideology underlying much Sunni terrorism — although that is a big problem. Even by exporting extremist culture, Saudi cultural networks may have a fairly direct tie with recent big terrorist attacks in Europe.
Then there’s funding. At least until 2009, according to a WikiLeaks State Department cable, “donors in Saudi Arabia constitute the most significant source of funding to Sunni terrorist groups worldwide.” That funding has continued in the years since, including funding for ISIS.
Finally, there are Saudi Arabia’s military adventures throughout the Middle East that have had the effect of empowering Sunni terrorists, most obviously in Yemen. A recent Reuters story backed what Yemenis have been describing for some time: Al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula — the terrorist organization that has been most successful in attempts to strike the U.S. — has thrived as a result of Saudi Arabia’s invasion of Yemen. AQAP “now openly rules a mini-state with a war chest swollen by an estimated $100 million in looted bank deposits and revenue from running the country’s third largest port.” "
What happened to the fire breathing blood drinking “dead burnt bodies veins in my teeth” Trump???
"Donald Trump said Wednesday that he would kill the families of terrorists in order to win the fight against ISIS. … The other thing with the terrorists is you have to take out their families, when you get these terrorists, you have to take out their families. They care about their lives, don’t kid yourself. When they say they don’t care about their lives, you have to take out their families … rump said he would “knock the hell out of” ISIS, and criticized the U.S. for “fighting a very politically correct war.”
Only if you’re a Devilcrat, or something (shrug). Don’t forget, the Trump family has bizniz interests there.
It’s ALWAYS okay if the Republicans do it, and double-extra okay if a member of the Trump family does it.
Face the facts, the Prez is starting to fade
I don’t think he’ll make it to Moscow now
It wasn’t on the schedule anyhow
You’d better get out the flags and fix a parade
Some kind of coming home in triumph is required
[chorus]Let’s here it for the MAGA Tour
It’s been an incredible success
We weren’t quite sure, we had a few doubts
Would Donny win through?
And the answer is
Yes
And no
And yes
And no
Let’s here it for the MAGA Tour
It’s been an incredible success…
You gotta feel sorry for Melania. Sure she married the orange oaf under her own free will, but she now holds a job she can’t quit and she never probably wanted in the first place. Being married to a disgusting fat businessman is one thing, being forced into representing America while standing next to your incompetent punchline of a husband is a whole 'nother.
And yet we were repeatedly assured that he would be the healthiest president ever elected.
trying to be charitable
Don’t the Sauds frown on any form of PDAs? Maybe she was trying to prevent an international incident.
I didn’t think so either
I even saw a doctor’s note.
Y’know, I was in Berlin a few years back, and we visited various Wall-related sites and museums to see the monuments and read about its history.
The funny thing is, Germans – and Europeans in general, folks who were, uh, there – don’t seem to give Ronnie full and compete credit for bringing down the East/West division. In fact, he’s not mentioned at all!
It’s almost as if…nah, that’s too too ludicrous a conclusion to speak aloud.
I was hearing a recording of George Will talking to Larry O’Donnell (from across the room – would not sit directly in front of that shit myself). Will was ranking on the president for his deficiencies, and the word “alarming” kept popping up, over and over.
Since this is the Pit, fuck your ass, sideways, with a hedgehog[sup][/sup], Will. I remember you, the vaunted young conservative, forty years ago. You were outspoken – one might even say divisive – you cheered on the successes of the right, limbaughed every Democrat to the best of your ability and heaved your shoulder with all your might into the frame of the Overton window. Now here we are, in a place of your making, and you think you have a right to speak reason? Eat shit, you architect of dystopia. Drown yourself in Brawndo and crawl back into your fetid burrow to peter out your pathetic days. And do not even try to apologize, you bloody fuckwipe.
[sup][/sup] I do not advocate the abuse of small animals – well, maybe squirrels
Even the Palm Pilot?