The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

What kind of a deal would it take to keep him there?

Grasshopper, it isn’t the action itself that makes it right or wrong, or even the outcome. No, the only thing that matters is whether or not the actor is a librul.

An opening to Mordor after Trump out his hands on that glowing orb thingy.

Mike Flynn is invoking the Fifth Amendment and is refusing to turn documents over to the Senate investigative committee.
Michael Flynn Invokes 5th Amendment, Refusing To Give Documents To Senate Intelligence Committee : The Two-Way : NPR?

I like it that trump said

“I didnt tell the russians it was Israel!”

Thus confirming where the intelligence came from.

I’ve never heard of the Fifth being invoked in response to a subpoena…I thought it only involved self-incriminating testimony. But NPR didn’t mention that in the linked story, so I’ll assume that I’m wrong.

If he carries on at this rate, by the time he hits Italy I’m expecting him to announce world peace. Terrific world peace. Everyone will love it.

Well, according to the Trump apologists, nobody ever told him it came from Israel, so of course he never said that’s where it came from.

Yeah, no, he is not. You cannot keep that bloody knife away from the police because it might incriminate you. Same deal.

Oh wait… that was about a Democrat. It’s OK to Plead the Fifth if You Are A Republican. And especially if you conspired with the Russians to throw the election to Trump.

So I’ve had MST3K on the mind lately, because of the new series, and I think this would be a good song for the current administration.

(Come to think of it, that was from the same episode with the line, “Trumpy can do stupid things!”)

I am hopeful that Flynn will merely be the very first of the Trump-Russia gang to spend time in jail. He should be sent there forthwith for contempt of congress.

Short video highlight of Flynn’s testimony. (52 seconds)

Wait, what ? I know the 5th can be invoked to keep mum about things that could be incriminating* but turning over supboena’d shit ? That’s a new one on me. **Bricker **or another of you [del]hellbound scum[/del] lawyerly types, straight dope on this please ?

*(which in practice is everything you can say, don’t talk to the police, people)

Would they have to issue a warrant for those documents if they really want them?

I imagine there’s still some sort of penalty he’ll have to suffer for not handing them over? I mean, that’s what “subpoena” means.

IANAL, but I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night :smiley: and I saw a lawyer talking on MSNBC while I was there.

I don’t fully understand it but this seems to be the relevant case:

Apparently you can invoke the 5th if the very act of producing the documents (not the contents of the documents themselves) - is incriminating. So if the document is something that it is not legal for you to possess, you can plead the 5th since producing the document is the same as confessing that you have it.

But he can’t plead the 5th on the contents of the documents, that material ceased to be protected when it was documented.
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“If you stop supporting fundamentalist Islam, you can have seventy-two peaches.”

“They really know how to do business here!” Between this nonsense, Erdogan’s bodyguards kicking the shit out of protesters in D.C., and Trump’s slobbery love for everything Putin, expect more complaints from Trump about how unfair it is that the Constitution provides protections for political speech and assembly.

Stranger

I always thought “exhaustion” was code for rehab. Wonder if he’s having trouble getting his amphetamine fix now that he’s president.

Every time I think I have a handle on how low Trump’s IQ actually is, he does something to bump the estimate lower.

Don’t forget asking whether he can’t throw reporters in jail for reporting leaks.