Predicted response from Trump: I never said there were tapes. I never said it. I didn’t. Look at the Tweet. Take a look at it. I never said there were tapes. This is fake news. Believe me.
Agreed. Trump is trolling the entire country.
That’s true. He said Comey better hope there are no “tapes.” And he did use quotation marks.
Probably A Distraction Dept:
Melania Trump is finally moving into The White House!
Lovelies with Regulars on the Beltway will So be crying tonight.
They’re gonna miss him. 
(Say, during the campaign, wasn’t he the guy who famously didn’t pay his contractor unless he was satisfied!?
Not that “Trump: The Stiff Who Wasn’t” was the book Woodard and Bernstein wanted to write about him anyway.
Ya know, that might also explain his anger and frustration when he calls other men “leakers” too…
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Wouldn’t the next question then be “What did Mr. Comey say that you believed would make him hope your conversation wasn’t being recorded, Trump?”
And I do hope whoever is questioning him does refer to him simply as ‘Trump’.
Heck, why not just ask him, “Well then, why did you tweet about “tapes” at all if they don’t exist? Were you trying to intimidate Mr. Comey?”
Is a statement like that sufficient for a subpoena? I would also like that to happen.
He says the same thing about Russian prostitutes.
that’s different - in that case, he ordered the leaks.
“The leak stops here, ladies (or gentleman)”
TO: “PRESIDENT” DONALD J TRUMP
FROM: ME
RE: ENVIRONMENTAL REPORT
COAL IS BAD! MESSING UP ENVIRONMENT! NOT CREATING ANY JOBS! MORE EXPENSIVE THAN NATURAL GAS! YOU DON’T OWN STOCK IN ANY COAL MINES! COAL DESTROYS GOLF COURSES! SAD!
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dying
The investigations could at least ask him officially if the White House had any tapes of the conversations with Comey. Then he would be on record that the tapes either exist or he was bullshitting.
I remember John Stewart thanking the comedy gods when Trump first started running for election.
We just didn’t know it would come at this high a cost.
They’ve done so, apparently:
I can’t even listen to that man talk without wanting to punch something.
It looks like the House and Senate committees have made requests for both the Comey memos and any audio recordings of conversations, if they exist. We’ll have to see what the response is regarding the tapes before any subpoenas might be considered.
Ninja’d by Snowboarder.
Nah; credit for that one goes to Sunny (hence the quote).
And yet, when asked today if there were any tapes, he refused to answer, just said there would be an answer upcoming. If there are no tapes, why not just say so?
Because liberal media conspiracy! Haven’t you been following his Tweets?
If you don’t include pictures, Trump won’t bother to look at it.