I keep thinking about Trump’s promise at his stellar inauguration speech.
How about if each reporter is accompanied by a court stenographer with a small table, chair, and that machine that they use to take down every freakin’ word in court! :rolleyes:
I can’t believe Sean hasn’t bailed.
Not before he’s forced out: https://www.usnews.com/news/politics/articles/2017-06-19/sean-spicer-to-lead-communications-office-searches-for-new-press-secretary
Strange how many people don’t do/stay in their jobs in this administration.
Anyway, probably only Kellyanne Conway can fill Spicer’s shoes.
With what?
Why, spin, spin, spin! What else?
But will she be wearing his shoes tucked up under her butt on the Oval couch?
I will miss Sean’s fumbling, dear-in-the-headlights, caught off guard, hesitating, backpedalling, quadrupling down, stammering, insecure behaviour at the press briefings, and look forward to Carter “The Smiler” Page* as the next WHPS.
*I’m trying to go gross, here.
I’m convinced that’s the main reason so many incompetents keep their jobs for so long. Also behind several long-lasting bad marriages of my acquaintance.
Bold added.
Typo, Freudian slip, or autocorrect? In any case, it made me picture Sean’s mother holding out her arms, “Poor, dumb, battered schmuck… get away from those Bad People and have some cocoa.”
:smack::pMeant to say honeywuns-in-the-headlight.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders has been doing a perfectly fine job of lying like a rug. I see no reason that can’t continue. You don’t even have to fill out any forms, she’s already on the payroll.
ETA: Apparently Sanders has said she doesn’t want the job full time, which I find puzzling but, oh well.
She doesn’t want to be the next one thrown under the bus.
It offended her to see Aidy Bryant play her on SNL, and she doesn’t want to go through a full season of it.
This Administration certainly has more than it’s share of fragile snowflakes.
She has three fairly young kids. Somebody has to teach them about how Jesus defeated the gay dinosaurs.
… is that what the SM session in the Temple was actually about?
Why don’t the reporters simply wire themselves before these not-to-be-recorded press briefings? Then go back and publish a complete transcript online? I don’t know which offends me more, that this administration is going out of their way to be opaque or that its supporters could not possibly care less.
Its supporters *do *care. They’re *very *upset at the high volume of non-adulatory, and therefore “fake”, news the Lamestream Media keeps spewing about the Dear Leader.
I say that if there’s no recording and no video they just publish whatever the hell they want.
“In the unrecorded press conference, Spicer said that Trump prefers the extra length and ribbed texture of the English cucumber for ass play over the standard salad variety, unless he can find a particularly bumpy specimen.”
“What?!? I didn’t say that!”
“Oh yeah? Well, that’s what my notes say. Too bad there’s no video.”