The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

I don’t think that’s the right four-letter word to replace with the T-word.

“Eat trump, asshole!”

“Well this is a big pile of trump.”

“You expect me to eat your trump sandwich and like it?”

“Damn it, I’ve got a trump-stain in my underwear.”

As was written in James, “Cocaine’s a hell of a drug.”

“Honey, you know it’s my birthday. I was thinking maybe tonight we could do it in the Bannon.”

Excuse me while I go to the bathroom to take a trump.

This is so disturbing I just cannot even.

Let us not desecrate these sacred acts with that name.

Isn’t there anyone who can throw a yellow “Tangent Flag”, blow their little coach’s whistle, and get us back on track?

“Paterno, where are you now that we need you?”

(copied from Mooch’s next tweet)

But at least concede the irony of associating His Most Alt-Whiteness with something so decidedly not white.

So in the 9 minutes from Trump tweeting that there was something he wouldn’t accept or allow to when he clarified that it was transgendered troops, folks in the Pentagon were panicking that he was about to kick off a war.

Funny you should mention that.

“Welcome to the United States of Anarchy”

Bannon crony and Iran hawk Derek Harvey has been fired from the National Security Council after clashing with Tillerson, Mattis and McMaster.

Based on that article, now I need to be concerned that the White House has access to Time Travel???

Or did this happen last friday and is only being reported now.

As he was a Flynn hire, I assume they’re done watching him, have waited the appropriate interval for the sake of appearances, and gotten him the hell away from the NSC!

Excellent.

“Murkowski strikes back: She delays committee hearings for Trump administration nominees”

More of them need to start doing this, and put that fat fuck and his cronies in their place (hopefully federal prison).

Yes, he DID.

Of course… because he had already discussed it all with “his” generals>
RIGHT???

Republican strategist and Daily Beast columnist just tweeted, “Does anyone else think Scaramucci might be hoovering up a little Bolivian marching powder before these manic interviews?”

Just ran across a promo for a sequel to a sequel to a sequel to, well, you know how long that kind of thing can go on. It seemed to have an oddly political tone … Make America Bait Again.

Take heart. There’s no deeper sleep that awaits you than on the other side of the silent, pure white flash of a thermonuclear detonation.

I worry about not being close enough. I do not want to die, just now, but I would rather not suffer so much.

Sounds like a liberal Christian talking about the Bible.