The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

I believe the proper Trumpian word is “daughtertrumper.”

Communications Director Mooch is doing quite a job communicating about his colleagues in the White House. These quotes were on the record with a reporter!

“Reince Priebus — if you want to leak something — he’ll be asked to resign very shortly. … Reince is a fucking paranoid schizophrenic, a paranoiac.”

“I’m not Stephen K. Bannon, I’m not trying to suck my own cock,” he said. “I’m not trying to build my own brand off the fucking strength of the president. I’m here to serve the country.”

If these were his words to a reporter (cite please?), then I’d say what was alluded to before: yeah, coke’s a hell of a drug.

Clearly the communications office has become the clusterfuck’s clusterfuck of an offspring.

Nive interview with the above …nice…quotes.

This is so fucking surreal.

This whole thing.

*Knife

Well, yes, that’s my Prime Minister. Yes, I voted for him for leader, and I voted to make him Prime Minister.

He’s not perfect–I disagree with some things he’s done, and I am disappointed by some things he’s done–but, man. That’s my Prime Minister, and I am proud of him for the most part.

Republican Senator Lindsey Graham is growing a backbone and is speaking out against Trump. My head is spinning from all the drama.

“Any effort to go after Mueller could be the beginning of the end of the Trump presidency unless Mueller did something wrong,” Graham told reporters on Capitol Hill, where he outlined plans to introduce legislation next week that would move to block any Trump attempts to fire Mueller.

OK, is that satire that has crossed a Poe line somewhere? Im sure it is.

It is, right.

ETA the New Yorker story

It’s 100% real. They have been talking about it for hours on CNN.

What’s the best way to get a reluctant senator to cooperate? Threats, of course!

I hope Murkowski tells the Trump administration to pound sand up its ass.

This is what it’s come to. Shit is so fucked up,we no longer can even believe the cluster Trump

The White House is looking more like a Mafia safe house.

It’s moments like these when I say “You know what, Trump voters, fuck you. I don’t even begin to want to understand what’s inside your goddamned warped brains and why you voted for that fucking psychotic imbecile.”

That man is fucking insane. Does he realize that he leaked his secret plans to fire everyone in the White House? He’s going to lose his job over a leak like this!

Someone on Facebook posted the following in response to an article about Scaramucci:

Funny you should mention that, I was thinking the same thing and Kellyanne Conway seems to agree as well!

See, Putin doesn’t trouble himself with ethical disclosures and he’s got the entire goddamn Russian mob working for him! Imagine what kind of trouble they could be causing if they weren’t gainfully employed! If we just normalize having criminals in the White House no one would be upset about the criminals in the White House!

Simple: they have no idea anything in this thread happened and wouldn’t believe you if you told them.

How will we tell the difference?

Pretty much.

I mean this is looking more like a reality TV show. Maybe Snooki becomes the press secretary. Maybe Flavor Flav replaces Ben Carson as HUD Secretary. Dustin Diamond as Sec. of Defense.