The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

One barrel of monkeys will have accomplished nothing, while the other may have typed out some Shakespeare.

[Fingers crossed] Dennis Rodman? Gary Busey? [/Fingers crossed]

It will start to make sense and be a consistent message.

Only 41 months left until we find out.

That’s what even the NY Post thinks.

So much this. I am mostly watching all this in horror from afar as a Canadian. There is however a coworker, and a couple family members, and the odd client that inappropriately brings up their Trump support and they are just so ignorant of the reality it is all I can do not to scream.

I think OJ may be avaiable soon if the AG slot opens up.

From that link:

Wait, didn’t Trump stick him in the ExIm Bank spot just six months ago when Priebus blocked him from the WH staff? Someone help me out here… that’s quite a haul!

TrumpCare failed! :slight_smile:

As good as that is, watching the very sad Turtle make his speech about what a horrible day this is for America was the best part. Damn, that was one seriously pissed off terrapin.

Just wow America, at least no-one can accuse you of being boring.

“I ask these guys not to leak anything and they can’t help themselves,” he said. “You’re an American citizen, this is a major catastrophe for the American country. So I’m asking you as an American patriot to give me a sense of who leaked it.”

He’s talking about someone leaking information from the administration, and not, say, the dire mismanagement of the Department of Energy. All the awareness of a headless rat.

I kinda hope my grandmother doesn’t make it to the midterm.

Maybe all this will finally get that damned Queen song banned from Karaoke. Anthony is definitely not doing the “fandango” part, but the “thunder bolt and lightning / Very, very frightening,” indeed.

The depravity and incompetence of the Trump Misadventure is amazing. This sociopath was getting too senescent for The Apprentice, so he indulged in a publicity stunt. The prank went awry, and now he’s running the largest and most important organization in the world like a demented reality-show host. :eek:

Tales of the on-going tragedy get repetitious. Yet …

Thank you, Crybaby Boobie, for bringing this excellent article to our attention. I think it shocked even many of us whose disgust was already saturated.

:smiley:

“I expect that if Trump stays in office the entire term, by the end, the While House staff will just be a room full of howler monkeys, screaming and throwing their own shit”
:smiley:

Make America Boring Again!

Please?

I’m finding myself–on a daily, if not hourly, basis, mind you, wondering, “How TF is that clown still alive?” There is literally no group which he has not screwed over since occupying the White House. And the one “promise” he’ hell-bent on keeping is blatantly unconstitutional, not to mention just downright mean and nasty. Then there’s his atrocious health regimen. Really; how is the clown still alive?

And it comes back to this.

My, my, what a goddamn joke we must look like to the rest of the civilized world, and we’re probably a joke to the parts of the world that are less civil.

I really don’t remember if I found it online myself or if someone on this board posted a link to it, but there’s a great line going around, with the line:

Okay, so let’s go with this and let’s assume Cheeto Jesus and Mooch collaborate and fire the entire cabinet. Who are the likely replacements? Here’s what I got so far:

Press Sec: Snooki

HUD: Flava Flav

Sec of Defense: Dustin Diamond

Attorney General: OJ Simpson

Treasurer: Vince McMahon

Homeland Security: Stone Cold Steve Austin

Sec of State: Fedor Emilianenko

The Pres has a party who can’t give him a win.

The GOP has a President who can’t give them a win.

Surely this is unsustainable?