But who would play you-know-who?
Too bad Philip Seymour Hoffman is no longer around. Steven Seagal? Patton Oswalt? Whoopi? Everyone would be expecting Brass Balls to do it, but I think John Goodman might work.
Steve Buscemi doesn’t look like the 10-day visitor Scaramucci, but could definitely play him. And again, Lindsay Lohan looks nothing like Kellyanne Connway, but boyohboy she could play her. Gary Busey can be Bannon, and since John Kelly, in some photos, looks like a cousin of Christopher Lloyd, might as well make CL the Chief of Staff.
Oh, for fuck’s sake. I knew he wasn’t being a dick.
Just think of Eddie and me like Mac and Tosh, the Goofy Gophers.
“You first!”
“Really, my dear, it must be you who goes first!”
“Indubitably!”
By the way, you have a “fuck-wit” from me on just the prior page, where Buck Godot quoted one of my earlier posts to tell me I’m full of shit (which is why people usually quote my posts). So quityerbitchin’.
I bet Jeff Bridges could do it. Mostly because Jeff Bridges can do almost anything. But he’s about the right age, and with a few added pounds or a fat suit he’d be in the ballpark physically.
I swear, one of these days we’re going to wake up some morning to the news that the Social Security trust fund has been transferred to a bank account in Nigeria…
If the media is going to let cartoonist Scott Adams pontificate about Trump, they should invite R. Crumb to do so as well. In 1989, Crumb published a comic wherein two muscular young women upend Trump and dunk him in th’ toilet.
No, no, all of you are wrong. Trump was begging Putin to adopt HIM. He wants to be Vlad’s own Meilinki Meilchick and have Vladdy dandle Donnie on his knee while giving him sips of vodka from Vladdy’s personalized shot glass.
Now Donnie has blown it, Vlad’s mad, and that’s not gonna happen.
I was just coming in to post this. The guy really had Scaramucchi on the hook. But Eric Trump, to his credit, spotted the con and referred it to law enforcement.
Thankfully the scammer didn’t convince anyone to start a war.
Yeah, I guess Bridges isn’t close to Trump’s weight. I just looked, and some website puts him at 190. For some reason I thought he was heavier, maybe because he looked kind of flabby in True Grit under his big coat. Anyway, the underlying point still stands: Jeff Bridges could play Trump because Jeff Bridges could play pretty much anyone.
I knew he wasn’t being a dick.