The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

I’m pretty sure their defense is any and all possible excuses. “Didn’t need the help” “We couldn’t even if we wanted to” “It never even happened” “It happened but it was normal” “Didn’t know who it was” “It wasn’t who we thought”
Every possible response has been or will be thrown out there whether true or not, whether contradictory with others or not. Each supporter will choose the one they like and ignore the others.

It’s like his campaign of vague, superlative promises. Or his brain. A coloring book other people have to fill in.

Trump: Boy Scout head called my speech ‘the greatest’

I have no words.

So either the head of the Boy Scouts is a two-faced shithead who would say anything to save face and Trump just threw him under the bus, or Trump is lying through his jowls. Any bets on which? Side bet, do you think Trump gives a shit either way?

China does not seem too happy.

Sure.

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Dear Eric Trump:

We’re people of this country, and we hate your Dad’s fuckin’ guts.

Can’t say as we’re overly fond of you, either.

Regards,

E_K
SteveG1

If some lunatic was threatening to start a nuclear war against your vassal state right on your doorstep, would you be happy? I wouldn’t. I can’t stand the Chinese Communist (or whatever they are pretending to be now) government, but in this case I see their point.

I think it may just be Trumps interpretation and fantasies of his diseased brain. Remember, he’s the BEST. The BEST ever. Of course they loved him, how could it be otherwise?

Have you forgotten that he wants to murder family members of terrorists? War crime is a step down from his already evidenced ambition of crimes against humanity.

Not even China believes it’ll be good at all for them. Russia? Well, Putin is more dangerous than Trump and about as insane.

Trump thinks the ‘White House is a real dump’: President Trump thinks the 'White House is a real dump,' report says

Way to make America great, asshole.

Boy scouts of America confirm that there was no such call - Trump lied about it.

Gotta love this -

Sounding more and more like dear leader every fucking minute.

Can’t wait until Dear Leader Trump gets 5 hole-in-ones in a SINGLE GAME!

And he composes 5 operas.

He has to invent opera before he does that.

Donnie Two Scoops is so fucked.

New Hire by Mueller
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"Greg Andres started on Tuesday, becoming the 16th lawyer on the team, said Josh Stueve, a spokesman for the special counsel.

Most recently a white-collar criminal defense lawyer with New York law firm Davis Polk & Wardwell, Andres, 50, served at the Justice Department from 2010 to 2012. He was deputy assistant attorney general in the criminal division, where he oversaw the fraud unit and managed the program that targeted illegal foreign bribery (emphasis mine)." *

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Yeah, LOCK HIM UP! LOCK HIM UP! LOCK THEM UP!

Is there any way to read into the hires that Mueller has made and NOT see it as having a ton of shit on Trump?

That was Bill Gates.
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Trump, as reported in the wiki article on Bill the Cat:

The short-fingered vulgarian might well be the greatest golf-player president ever. He certainly gets enough practice in.

He drives a golf cart onto tees and greens = he is lazy, or perhaps too infirm to walk his fat ass across the grass like a man.

“Floating mulligans,” ignores bad shots, drops new balls without a penalty…I don’t do golf. I prefer cribbage, poker, chess, Scrabble, Monopoly. In these games, that kind of thing is referred to as “cheating.”

So “Golf” (Golf Magazine) just publicly outed trump as a cheater?

That might be the last straw with my Tightie Rightie relatives, who are upright (and uptight) golfers.

Yep. Bill the Gates was in Outland.