The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

Downright bilious. How appropriate.

And his interior decorator.

:smiley:

Hey, give him credit: He managed to read an entire 30 minute speech off the teleprompter without going off script.

Kelly had electrodes attached to his tiny balls under the desk. Had to be.

Did they slip him some Adderall?

Does he have enough flags? I think he could use more flags.

Which desk drawer does he keep the Russian flag in? Or is that his bedspread?

Are you saying that the Resolute desk looks kind of like a piano?

His diapers.

Drapes courtesy of French’s Yellow Mustard.

It’s SOP to have a portrait of the POTUS du jour in every government office, including every border crossing. I was not looking forward to being subjected to that when we crossed not too long ago (we have to go inside because reasons).
Normally, or at least for the past 15 years, there’s been a rather large portrait - easily 18X24 or more - hanging prominently in between state and national flags.
I smirked when I saw the pic of 45. Same frame. The picture inside was about 8X10 and could barely be seen across the room.
:smiley:

*It was also quite noticeable that the border guards, who in previous years acted kinda dickish, were amazingly friendly. Weird.

Well, Choirboy Pence did go to South America last week. I’m pretty sure Donnie Two Scoops and The Mooch had him pick up a package when he was there.

Then as soon as he secured the package , they cancelled the rest of the trip.

And am I the only one that noticed that they tried to normalized Trump’s hair for the big speech? The color was closer to light brown instead of the usual strawberry blonde. And shorter. Still has the bad combover, though.

See how all the flags have fringe? That’s to remind him of his voter base.

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/08/22/bannon-breitbart-trump-afghanistan-241884?lo=ap_a1

Is it sad that my first thought was, “Is first base over the shirt or under it?”

Maybe instead of hat hair, he has hood hair.

So he makes a vague speech off the teleprompter. Big deal. Siri could do that. All it was in my view was a distraction from his racist white supremacism being outed as well as a distraction from his hamfisted North Korean bluster as well as a distraction from the investigation into his criminal past and present.

I assume it’s on the opposite wall so he can stare at himself all day.

An 1800’s New Orleans whore house looks more classy.

And probably has seen fewer racists.

Umm, don’t look now, but you’ve outed yourself as [DEL]a john[/DEL] maybe just a riverboat gambler… but also a really old one.

Now let’s not jump to conclusions. He could be a very old prostitute.