The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

If John Kelly punched Trump in his big mouth, I wonder how inexplicably slow the Secret Service would be to pull him off? I gotta think that they hate him, too.

From what I’ve heard of General Kelly, he might punch Trump - and heaven help the Secret Service agent who was slack in their duty and slow to pull him off. :smiley:

What are the odds that Trump fires Kelly and replaces him with the currently without a job Sheriff David Clarke, who has been rumored for a spot that needs no senate approval in Trump’s administration?

Why not at this point? There’s an old saying that I’m not sure if I made up or not: If you’re going to dance, do the cha-cha.

Kelly doesn’t strike me as the “Gosh and golly sir, thank you for firing me” type Priebus was. Trump cans him, he’ll tell the media everything he knows because he respects the office more than the man.

“As all of you know first-hand, our nation’s violent crime rate is rising. In many of our urban areas,*** this increase is staggering.***” — J.B. Sessions III

Jeffy-Bo Sessions is ready to take action in response to the violent crime wave sweeping the nation. The lamestream media is poking fun at his “ignorance,” but as you see from this graph Jeffie-Bo has the facts on his side. Yes, the graph stops at 2015 — that’s because the FBI is run by lazy gummint "workers who triple-check their figures while taking ten donut breaks a day — but that doesn’t matter: the surge from 2014 to 2015 is what Sessions referred to and that surge is plainly visible in the graph. Click to magnify if the sharp increase isn’t clear at the default respolution.

From its 45-year low in 2014, the crime rate has skytocketed all the way to 373 in 2015 and, if unchecked, may soon reach the 1971 high of 396!

But Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III is on the job and is giving high priority to combatting this sudden surge in violent crime. Americans should thank their lucky stars that Jeffie-Bo is on the job.

Chief among Trump&Co.'s weapons are: Fear, Lies and a Fanatical Devotion to The Donald.

And many DHS personnel with automatic weapons. Wait, I’ll come in again.

I think that if Trump pushes Kelly out, then Mattis, McMaster, and Cohn might follow him out the door within a matter of months, if not weeks. And who exactly does Trump think he could replace them with? He’s lucky to have anyone with half a brain who wants to even associate with him right now?

Seriously, I don’t for the life of me understand how any conservative with even a room temperature IQ can look at this and not conclude that this is an epic disaster of a presidency in the making. And remember, we’re just watching this hurricane of shit start to form. It’ll get worse.

The real facts and the real statistics say Sessions is a fucking liar. But it is not ignorance, it is deliberate.

He’ll have to go after people with 1/4 of a brain. Unfortunately there are plenty of them around.

That is the ongoing mystery.

Because they helped make it happen. And I don’t just mean the vote last year. Admitting that Trump is a bad president means admitting that maybe Benghazi wasn’t all Hillary’s fault, and maybe Obama wasn’t born in Kenya, and maybe scientists who have been studying climate for decades know more than they do, and maybe tax cuts don’t fix everything, and maybe, just maybe, CNN is trying to tell them something they should know. They’re too invested at this point. To admit that Trump is wrong is to admit that they’ve been wrong for decades.

Twain had a line, somewhere, about how its much easier to fool somebody than to convince them that they have been fooled.

Trump is not THE problem, he is only part of the problem and Thing created by them. He is their inbred idiot relative, escaped from the attic.

This shit storm did not magically appear out of no where.

The Repubs are Dr. Frankenstein, and Trump is their creature. The only thing different is, he is openly saying and doing things they’ve been hinting, whispering, and dog-whistling since the 1960’s.

Is that other reality TV loud-mouth know-nothing the next to get the ax?

Yeah, he collected money for the veterans and then tried to keep it. That one. Right?

Not* all *of it! See, right there, fake news!

Unfair! So sad! Failing! :smiley:

La Toya Jackson: “'Omarosa is the most evil person I have ever met”. I can totally believe it.

Frankly, I’m stunned that Trump is not only returning to a place that does not have one of his properties but most likely, no usable golf courses of any type.

Never legally married or no longer legally married?