Have you forgotten? Or did you not know? The Emperor Has No Balls
(Warning: Have brain bleach at hand.)
That should be “bigoted ideas”.
The prostitutes pissing on him might not enjoy that.
[joke kill]* Mythbusters* tested thethird rail myth.
The urine stream breaks up too much to allow transmission. [/joke kill]
I don’t know if I’d take Mythbusters’ opinion on anything as accurate. When I was living in Reading, PA I had a friend living in a row house where the back of the house was right at the alley – no back yard. He had to leave the basement window open for ventilation and some of the younger local inhabitants thought it was great fun to piss through the open window.
He ran some copper wire around the frame and attached it to a Model-T spark coil and 6-volt battery – high voltage, no current. He lurked in the basement to see the fun and it didn’t take long before a pair of feet stopped, a zipping sound was heard then, tinkle-tinkle-tinkle – OW!
The victim was knocked on his butt, moaning and pissing on himself until his buddies dragged him away. In that case, at least, the stream conducted just fine.
One day - probably one day soon - Trump is going to be confronted with a pretty significant situation that requires real problem-solving skills. He has no ability to solve problems; he has an infinite amount of ability and willingness to make them much, much worse. As you say, he simply does not reflect or accept responsibility for anything.
When a major crisis does finally happen, he will most likely mishandle that situation. But whereas someone like George W Bush at least attempted to try to solve problems as he went along, Trump will double down and insist that his critics are the problem and that they must be silenced.
I think a lot of his supporters believe that the federal government is essentially unimportant and that it doesn’t matter if you put a little spider monkey in the oval office. They probably honestly believe that he can’t do any harm as long as he doesn’t increase their taxes and expand the federal government. It’s this reflexive strain of anti-intellectualism that they appreciate in a guy like Trump. He wears his willful repudiation of intellectual experts and institutional skepticism on his sleeve and they love him for it.
Ah, okay. I kept reading it as a typo of “bogota ideas”, because it’s funnier that way. Your way works too.
Show of hands to volunteer to be the one to clip the electrodes on.
<Watches hands drop>
pulls on latex gloves
pulls on a second set over the first
adds third layer
opens drum of disinfectant
raises hand
I dunno, I’ll step in for a slight variation, just for something different. One on his tiny penis, one shoved up his ass.
Oh, damn you. I was planning to quote those both post and make some kind of corrected version in Trump-style.
"His supporters either don’t know he’s incoherent or they simply don’t care because the son of a bitch shares their bogoted ideas. Yes, ideas twisted the way Colombian cocaine from Bogota does after it ends up through the hands of Mexican drug dealers that throw those 100 pound sacks over the the border wall and ( etc. no use to go on anymore, thanks, Bo 
)…
Guys, I simply cannot get behind torture, even of the Short-Fingered Vulgarian.
I’d be happy with a nice simple “painless” execution. Gas chamber or electric chair would be fine, but a guillotining would really bring in the TV audience.
You really want audience? Let it be on ‘America’s Greatest Execution’ and let them choose the method.
Heck, if it’s a TV audience you want, why not just put him the arena and let him face off against Beef Supreme and the Dildozer?
Hard to make the Vulgarian Salute with short fingers. “Ours is a society devoted to pure illogic!”
Only Dotard Donald could radicalize the NFL to support center-left causes. Gotta love it.
No need for elaborate torments. Just take his money. Let him worry about rent from the other end of the telescope.
I’m still trying to figure out why he decided to attack the NFL in ALABAMA, of all fucking places. I’ve heard rumors that those people kinda enjoy watching football.
Bravo! I guess DouscheNozzle is precious son-in-law. Who are the others in real life?
Yes, he was already a local nuisance (and laughing stock) in NYC in the 70s and 80s. We all knew about him, as “That Asshole With The Bankruptcies Who Won’t Pay His Debts”. Daddy was always bailing him put too. He was seen as a liar, a cheat, a thief and a fool.