The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

He’s Stuart Best without the integrity.

Edgar.

The US votes against a UN resolution condemning the death penalty for homosexuality.

Chauncey Gardiner without the innocence.

It was more important to them that they can keep sending 17 year olds to the chair…

Not even sure what he was talking about, but Trump went to Puerto Rico and started talking about invisible airplanes.

Or the funny “French” accent.

Wonder Woman could be helping out, y’know. She’s even almost kinda vaguely light-brownish. (Plus - a slightly funny Frenchly accent.)

I think it was the blasphemy part. I mean, that nuisance First Amendment May yet be repealed. Gotta keep our options open.

“Ms Woman, do you deny that you murdered the President with this rope?”
“Well, its the Lasso of Truth, and I didn’t throw it around his neck but his middle…”
“And then what happened?”
“Fuckin’ burst into flames! Yelled something that might have been ‘Bitch!!’, but I couldn’t hear and didn’t care.”

Literally no thing that comes out of OSG’s mouth can be believed. If someone were to nail his nose with one of those oversize golf driver things in full swing and he were to say “ow!” I doubt I could believe him.

And people think he’s not good at anything! When it comes to lying, he it The Best! The Best, Biggest, Most Hurtful, Most Confusing Lies EVER! WTG, Mr. President! You are a winner when it comes to lying.

I expect he’ll do better in Vegas tomorrow because so far it looks like largely white people in that disaster.

The audience was racially mixed and so were the dead. I’m sure he thinks of them all as white. His reality wins. Las Vegas has hotels and golf courses though, and bling-bling baby. Really more his scene. He’ll be great. Bigly ratings. The best!

He is such an embarrassment, which is a wholly inadequate word in this circumstance.

“So sorry about the tragedy I heard about. Still won’t give me a casino. And… and, no applause yet, but I’m buying Mandalay Bay no matter what and making sure this doesn’t happen again! Now… applause is welcome. Thanks. Thank you. Boy, only 59 deaths. If this were a real tragedy…”

I expect nothing better than this. Why should anyone?

Looks like we can start the Tillerson resignation pool.

I’m giving him until November 1. Thanksgiving at the longest.

So Price is out, Tillerson may be next. At this pace Jared will end up Secretary of Everything.

“Ooh! Not Shiny!”

That’s why he needs so many email accounts.