Chuck Cooper sounds like a very delicate, special snowflake indeed!
I was also happy to see one of the CNN anchor’s tell it like it is after reading the statement from Sean Spicer: “Fake news is what they call any news that they don’t like.”
I also love Sean Spicer’s explanation of what CNN should be covering: all Dear Leader’s great successes. Poor guy was really born in the wrong country! But, hey, when this Administration goes up in flames, Spicer’s definitely got a job opportunity if he is willing to move halfway around the world.
Willing to move or jumping bail? 
He’s such a fucking weasel, he’d be more likely to throw them under the bus to cover his own ass and ego.
His friend huh. Mean huh. Fucking snowflake.
They say you can judge someone by the company he chooses. Oh well, plenty of other scumbags out there.
So who’s the snowflakes again???
So apparently Melania decided to stay in her prison/penthouse while the Prime Minister of Japan and his wife came to DC, leaving the Prime Minister’s wife to do fuck all all by herself. In violation of every bit of protocol.
This is the guy who yelled at and then hung up on one PM already. You think he gives a damn about protocol or even the most basic level of courtesy???
Maybe all she knows about Japan is from the 1984 movie, Blind Date, and is afraid of being the inspiration for a sequel.
What would they have to talk about anyway? I doubt that the wife of Japan’s prime minister has done lesbian porno photo shoots, so they really wouldn’t have much in common.
Well, maybe she wants to do lesbian porno shoots? Melania has now denied the career aspirations of a very powerful ally, as well as decreased future Pornhub content. Deplorable!
Ah, I see now. In the finest Trump tradition, Melania blames Mrs. Abe of Japan for the whole thing.
It’s always someone else’s fault. There is always someone to blame. Alternative possibility: Mrs. Abe did, in fact, say something like “keep that awful woman the hell away from me”
This administration is truly amazing. They blame others for their own mistakes, ignorance, bigotry, and lies, and claim credit for events that have not occurred.
Perhaps she said this? “恐ろしい女が私から離れないようにしてください。”
Trump is so concerned about RADICAL ISLAMIC TERRORISM that he has sent his anti-terrorism task force to … North Dakota.
Melania is sueing for $150 million not on the basis that she intends to profiteer from her FLOTUS status, but on the basis that she could if she wanted to.
Shouldn’t she charge the taxpayers $5000 per day to escort Mrs. Abe and other dignitaries around Washington? On the basis that she’d make at least that much as a full-service escort? She wouldn’t need to admit that she’s worked as prostitute in the past, merely that she could if she wanted to.
ETA: But I don’t think Melania rebuffed Mrs. Abe — she’d fear a beating from the Donald. I think Mrs. Abe was sending her own message. I wish Queen Elizabeth had the gumption to be a no-show for the upcoming state visit by the Sociopath-in-Chief.
It seems to be working. Maybe he should build a wall around Bismarck to keep Mexicans out, while he’s at it.
A US-born NASA scientist with an Indian (not Muslim) name is alleged to have been detained at customs after traveling from South America (not one of the seven “banned” countries), and was not allowed to continue on until he gave over the passcode to his NASA-provided classified phone.
This is the best I could find, it isn’t covered in mainstream news:
This morning, I watched Senator Al Franken discussing Trump’s possible level of mental illness. Sure, Franken has a background in comedy, but this was for real. He claims some Republican senators have privately voiced serious concern that Trump is not in his right mind.
A lot of mental health professionals have debated the same thing.
Too bad none of those “concerned” senators would ever publicly say or do anything about it.
Could this just be Franken tweaking trump’s nose so that every time he’s with a Republican Senator he’ll be thinking: "Is this one of the ones that Franken was talking about?