He’s not that swift.
The book may be new but that story’s very old; Ivana was telling it back in an interview with Barbara Walters in 1991.
Classic NY Daily News headline from the divorce days: “IVANA BETTER DEAL”.
This is bad and everyone involved should feel bad.
Lyin’ Sanders is now claiming the IQ remark was a joke.
We’re in luck! Mensa is willing to hold a testing session for Trump and Tillerson! We must make this happen with all speed.
They’ll have to work up to find the limits of trump’s intelligence. They can’t start out with “describe string theory and how it relates to the formation of dynamic wormholes”, no, they have to start out “name a day that ends in Y” and work up.
“Christmas! No wait, Halloweenday!”
Oh that would be so fun.
1> Trump trying to bribe them into giving him a higher score.
2> Trump trying to threaten them into giving him a higher score.
3> Trump threatening to end their funding (hint: they don’t get any.)
4> Trump calling them idiots and the tests unfair.
You forgot…
5> “Fake” score.
They were very unfair to me, very unfair.
Nobody knew IQ tests could be so hard.
Abby someone. Abby… Normal.
“I don’t even know what to write in the YOUR NAME box,” Trump said blankly.
said Budget Player Cadet disapprovingly
That’s not even a good Tom Swifty. :mad:
Meanwhile, anyone still fucking the liberal tear schadenfreude chicken deserves to be permanently relocated to their choice of Guam or South Korea.
“We had to go way over budget redecorating the testing site for the President,” said Tillerson guiltily.
Now the White House is claiming it was said as a joke.
NOPE.
Trump is a joke, but no, that wasn’t a joke, it was a childish statement by a childish man.
It would be in the jar labeled “Abnormal.”