The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

“Where’s the ‘any’ key?”

Hee.

I know I am just encouraging you, but hee.

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:smack:

:smiley:

Yup.

“They better not have FAILING Alec Baldwin pretending to take my test,” said Trump skittishly.

Hee.

Just the opposite -

“I never took taht test, must have been the FAILING Alec Baldwin - sad” said Trump trumpishly.

“I don’t care about that test, not even a little,” said Trump handily.

I always found it revealing I never heard nearly as much chatter of comparing IQ scores as when I listened to the Howard Stern Show.

Trump hosted the NHL champion Pittsburgh Penguins today, and ended the meeting by shouting, “God bless the United States of America!” Of the 23 players on the roster, nine are Americans. Eight are Canadians. And the rest are Swedish, Finnish, German and Russian.

Who cares about the players - are the owners American?

Trump tweeted about how New York Times recorded Bob Corker criticizing Trump without his knowledge. The Times replied with a tape in which Corker asked them to record him.

Mario Lemieux is Canadian. Ronald Burkle is an American and a prominent Democratic activist and fundraiser.

From the Donald earlier:

The title of the book is The Art of the Donald: Lessons from America’s Philosopher-in-Chief.

Has philosophy yet deliberated on the question of what happens when parody and reality are the same?

Only a moron natters on about his IQ.

Trump Knocked Out in First Round of White House IQ Test (Borowitz)

I’d laugh harder, but it’s a bit on the nose.

OMG Eminem just issued an epic take-down of His Orangeness.
I’m actually a fan even while sometimes cringing at his lyrics even though I understand there’s sometimes a shock factor involved.

It must be very confusing for Eminem supporters.
He actually addressed this:

Apparently, the impetus for Tillerson’s calling Trump a moron was that Trump moronically demanded that the US increase it’s nuclear arsenal. Tenfold. This would have cost trillions of dollars, broken international treaties and not been, in any measurable way, useful.

“Which end of the pencil do I use?” asked Trump pointedly.

To be fair, Trump might have simply assumed that Corker, like himself, could ask to be recorded at the beginning of the conversation and be unaware that he was being recorded by its end.

“I didn’t say everything I said”, Trump barely said.