He did! In order, no less.
The Value Voters summit, otherwise known as Y’all Qaeda.
“I celebrate myself and sing myself.”
Even better, he’s going to address the Family Research Council, making him the first president ever to make a speech to a hate group.
Trump is abrogating the Iran nuclear treaty in order to help the poor mistreated Iranian citizens. He apparently doesn’t realize Iran is a democracy. Of sorts.
A few images from the “Values Voters Summit” that Trump spoke at. Including a swag bag containing a pamphlet called “The Health Hazards of Homosexuality”.
I guess I always assumed those people got their values from HSN and QVC.
He talks like he was the best student Wharton ever had.
But he was only there two years. Trump was admitted to Wharton on a special favor from a “friendly” admissions officer. The officer had known Trump’s older brother, Freddy.
“He was not in any kind of leadership. I certainly doubt he was the smartest guy in the class,” said Steve Perelman, a 1968 Wharton classmate and a former Daily Pennsylvanian news editor.
Louis Calomaris recalled he “ … was loath to really study much.” Trump would come to study groups unprepared and did not “seem to care about being prepared.”
According to one of his professors, William T. Kelley , “Donald Trump was the dumbest goddam student I ever had.” Kelley said Trump came to Wharton thinking he already knew everything.
So in the words of Rex Tillerson (not that I can stand his crooked ass either), he was already a fucking moron way back when. Arrogant, lazy, and stupid.
Apparently Trump has never heard of TanZANia before.
“Do I contradict myself? Who the fuck cares?”
Better check his [del]birth certificate[/del] certificate of live birth…
Nope. Calling upon my memories of the submariner’s life.
“I contain multiturds, I am huge!”
nm. double post.
“I contain multiturds, I am YUGE!”
Walt Witless
I heartily look forward to Trump talking about Niger. :eek:
CMC fnord!
I think it’s already been stated that his staff steered him away from making any statement on it because they feared he might mispronounce it live on the air.
“For every atom belonging to me bears the Trump logo”
Trump has a counterfeit Renoir hanging in his apartment that he claims is the original, despite the easily verifiable fact that it’s been hanging in a Chicago museum since 1933.
How odd. If he had just said, “Ah, he’ll no, it’s just a replica, but I love it anyway,” no one would begrudge him that. Instead of a $20 print from a craft shop, he got a skilled artist to make him a replica? OK, great. Enjoy! But to lie about something so trivial and easily disproven just boggles the mind.
Does he want people to think he’s like the Marlon Brando character in The Freshman, who has the original “Mona Lisa” in his house, and the one in the Louvre is fake?
Or did a scammer convince Trump he was buying the real thing, and now Trump can’t or won’t admit he got taken?