He’s not alone!
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He does know how to unite!
…Has anyone come forward with confirmation that Trump has made even one single call to a family member of a fallen service member?
(It’s just automatic, at this point, to assume that everything Trump says is a lie.)
[emphasis mine]
…not just a personal affliction of the man-child now atop the Grossly Obstructionist Party but swathes of party officials/electeds and a big chunk of its base. :rolleyes:
Except the “joke” would be a slander of the Muslim friend, while Trump’s joke was mere hyperbole. The Muslim friend has no desire to fly a plane into a skyscraper or anything like it, but Pence does want to enshrine discrimination against LGBT citizens into law in the name of his religion.
Discrimination <> hanging.
Every time Loser Donald says he “called” or “got a call” from someone, I assume he was sitting in his office talking into a phone that isn’t plugged in, and a voice that only exists in his head was responding “Yes, Mr. Trump, thank you, you are great and very rich and your hands are large and powerful”.
He is probably a billionaire now, what with charging the government to put up the secret service every time he goes golfing (69 times so far since inauguration!). Plus he raised the rates at Maru Lago (sp?) and he requires that foreign and business leaders meet him there. My guess is that he is now, finally, a billionaire.
I doubt it. His properties in Scotland have been hemorrhaging money. Hundreds of millions lost, in fact.
It is more like Kobiashi Maru Lago, and we are all caught up in it. We need Kirk to stride in and hack this simulation.
ring “Hello?”
"Hello, this is President Trump. Yes, the President Trump. I’m the best president, and I make the best phone calls. Did you see the size of my inaugural crowd? It was the biggest crowd ever. I can’t believe people keep saying that Hillary got more votes than me. That’s totally fake news. Sad.
Oh, speaking of sad, I’m heard your kid was killed. I was smart, probably the smartest president ever, and I managed to avoid going to the Vietnam War. My personal war was against VD. Do you know how scary that was in the '70s? I never got it because I’m a very healthy person. Maybe your kid should have tried to avoid going. Anything that says I haven’t called people is totally fake news. Have you seen my golf game? I’m the best golfer of any president, easy. OK, thanks for talking. God bless Trump."
I love you guys.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!
Yabbut, did you see that time Obama saluted with a coffee cup in his hand? And all those times he skipped laying a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier? Thank God we have a President now who respects the troops.
<Trump> I prefer troops that don’t get themselves killed. By the way, did you know that I’m the best at these calls? The absolute best, believe me. </Trump>
It’s possible to say almost the same thing, but in a really uplifting and ennobling way. Like, we especially honor the valor of those who knowingly put themselves in harm’s way in service of their country.
Of course, Trump is too stupid to do that.
<Trump> Did you know I came up with the idea of calling the families? I asked my generals if anyone ever called the families of the dead guys, and they said “No”. Can you believe it? So I said, “I’m going to call the families.” And it’s a beautiful thing, really beautiful, let me tell you.</Trump>
I feel like the rest of us should do a follow-up call to the families and apologize for Trump’s dickishness. I feel horrible that these families have to deal with this buffoon at this difficult time. I mean, even if they voted for him, they just don’t deserve the clueless and offensive word salad he’s likely dishing out.
I seriously think you could make money writing Trump statements… The tone is just spot-on.