I feel like a lot of these have been or could be punchlines to Mallard Fillmore comic strips.
Mallard Fillmore didn’t have punchlines.
That would be nice but you have to impeach him.
I’ll be thrilled if they arrest anyone closer to Trump than Paul Manafort. But I think Manafort is the likeliest big fish. He’s the guy whose house they tossed.
Make America Grit (their teeth) Again.
As for any of these clowns hoping for a presidential pardon, well, let’s see here. They all know in their heart of hearts that a promise from Trump and five bucks will get you a cup of coffee at Starbucks. So anyone looking at 30-50 years in a federal prison, even one of those nice country club ones, will have to weigh seriously the benefits of turning state’s evidence against relying on simple wishing.
Don’t think that this has been posted yet, but it’s Mueller Time!
HA! Good one!
Please, Jeebus, make it happen just like that.
I wish we could just take the gloves off and stop saying stuff like “inaccurate,” “mistaken,” “misleading,” and just say “BALD-FACED LIE!” while a chorus chants “pantsonfire! pantsonfire! pantsonfire!” in the background. :mad:
As the Russian shit draws ever closer to the whirling fan blades, Congressional Trumpians, backed by Fox News (or visey versey) are attempting to smear some other kind of shit all over Robert Mueller. Pillars of integrity like Trent Franks and Chris Christie are insisting he QUIT NOW.
(Seriously, Christie, WTF? Are you hoping that if you roll over one more time, the Short-Fingered Vulgarian will give you back your old job fetching McDonald’s hamburgers?)
Roger Stone went on a rabid multiply-misspelled Twitter rampage against CNN reporters today and Twitter wound up suspending his account.
He’s quite the precious snowflake, isn’t he?
Seems to be a tad upset. Sad!
These are the “best people”, I assume. Has there been a former press secretary who acted like that ever before? I’m guessing no. These very dumb and stupid and misinformed people who are working with the WH and giving a gigantic false impression on our kids. Act like an ass, don’t read, get paid money.
Hey, Universe, I’d settle for him being carried out on a stretcher by EMTs following a cardiac event.
Preferably covered by a white sheet.
anyone else really excited for Monday’s news? 
amen!
and, Go Mueller, Go Mueller, Go Mueller
And that’s how he’ll sneak out to that dacha on the Volga…
(see, they switch ambulances in a long tunnel and the one with Trump heads to a deserted airfield in Maryland… I hear he’s got Grisham and Clancy brainstorming exit strategies for him)
I’m not. I only expect the bad to happen, or the “Trump bought his way out of another one” kinda thing. I’m worried that it’ll indict one person, a former nanny to Paul Manafort who does not speak English saying he didn’t play well with others as a child. Translator flubs her responses. Charges dropped, case closed and nanny deported although she’s a citizen. A Trump World headline.
It’s the weird “acceptance” that people have of this administration that leads me down the road of expected disappointment. In reality, those who are indicted probably won’t be anyone who even currently works for this administration. Am I really supposed to expect politicians to throw Donny Two-Scoops under a short bus?
Hmm. You may have a point.
Hey Universe, could you make that three stretchers?
The Netflix documentary on Roger Stone is well worth the watch.