The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

Well, there WERE hundreds of such attacks when Obama was president. The evil media kept them hidden then.

NOW, there are few attacks because Dear Leader is Keeping Us Safe.

He probably thinks Guantanamo is in Puerto Rico.

Rick Santorum lives up to his name. He just said, on CNN, that terrorists in this country should be treated as enemy combatants and denied basic rights.

That’s assuming this guy isn’t just some dumb shit that was actually acting on his own but swore allegiance to ISIS without any contact with them.

Rick Santorum is still a thing?

Apparently, only CNN thinks he’s worth listening to. Maybe it’s for comic relief.

Clusterfuck? What clusterfuck?

Loser Donald has lost touch with reality.

so, business as usual :dubious:

So he watches Fox & Friends and tweets about it from his office?

I heard about the time he tried to get in touch with reality. It jumped and backed away quickly. No one touches reality there without permission.

When I read those quotes by Donald in the accent of Georg and Yortuk Festrunk, it becomes less sad.

Of course, I have to end the reading with “And so many swinging foxes have the hots-on for me, and come to the White House at night to let me hold on to their big American breasts! After all, there is no president of United States who cruises and swing so successfully in tight slacks!” otherwise I bang my head against the table.

You were doing fine until “Trump in tight slacks”. Since no one can two-click that image, I think that violates the rules.

:wink:

I believe he tweets from the bathroom, not the office.

And the Guantanamo process is totally broken. Yesterday, the “court” (such as it is) basically fell apart, with the lead defense attorney (a brigadier general!) being imprisoned (probably illegally, although it’s not like any aspect of the prison camp is exactly stellar in that regard).

Tweets from the orifice: The Complete Trump Administration anthology.

If the reporter asked whether the NY terrorist suspect should be sent to Alcatraz, President FuckingMoron would be “considering” that too. And that bovine intellect, SHS, would be giving a press conference on the long standing plans of the administration to re-open the island prison.

Does anyone else when they read the name of this show ever get an image of a certain purple dinosaur-spouting GOP spew?

I guess it’s tacky to respond to my own post - but it appears that he ***is ***just some dumb shit that was actually acting on his own but swore allegiance to ISIS without any contact (beyond videos) with them:

FTR, that was from JK Rowling.

Hilarious! :slight_smile: