Donald Trump, Very Stable Genius, apparently doesn’t know the words to the national anthem.
The American one or the Russian one?
As one commenter noted: of course he doesn’t; his name isn’t in it.
Amid all his other bigly accomplishments, it has passed almost unnoticed that Trump has implemented a health care plan that will serve up to 50% of Americans.
Covfefe.
So that leaves us at President Paul “Suffocate the homeless with their blankets, you don’t want them getting dependent on air” Ryan?
Somehow I’m not comforted…
When it comes to North Korea, I really wish sometimes that I could read a story like this like a conservative and just immediately declare it a load of bullshit without a second thought or concern.
Did anyone mention Michael Moore’s plan to set up an offshore fracking operation in the neighborhood of maralago? Because this administration is doing the drill-here-drill-now dance, so, I guess, he sees it as comeuppance. The fight assholes with assholes strategy does not seem all that appealing to me.
Wonderful… we’re being restrained from nuclear war by Mad Dog Mattis and a guy (see my signature) who’d probably change his mind in a second if someone offered to greenlight his trillion-dollar oil deal with Russia - arguably the only reason he took the office.
God help us.
Well then, can we interest you in Orrin “Capital punishment is our society’s recognition of the sanctity of human life” Hatch, next in line after Paul the Suffocater? One point in Hatch’s favor is that he is already 83 years old.
If you don’t like Hatch, next in line is Rex Smellerson, Secretary of State for Exxon. I suggest we let Sec’y Smellerson take us to the prom since next after him is Steven Mnuchin.
Perhaps this is why Jehovah gave the Second Amendment to mankind.
Or this one…
*THE United States have issued a stark warning to North Korea about the level of retaliation they will face if they attempt to attack US citizens or bases with any form of gargantuan mutated monster, following intel from Pyongyang that the DPRK has come into possession of a Godzilla.
“We have received a dossier that North Korea may be about to unleash a Godzilla, or possibly a Rodan on US naval warships in the Pacific Ocean,” stated President Donald Trump, clearing his schedule from any investigations into irregularities with his administration so that he could properly address the developing Kaiju crisis.*
My sense of humor is failing. Are you saying that Trump’s and McMaster’s plan to give NK a “bloody nose” is just FakeNews? Or that you wish it were Fake?
It’s misleading to say he was “trying to lose.”
He expected to lose, and assumed he’d lose, and planned for the loss. He did not want to win. BUT he did want to get as many votes as possible; the closer he got to victory the more his next TV show would be worth, the more money he could get for putting his name on Calcutta’s Trump Sewage Treatment Plant or Trump Dog Food.
He assumed Trump victory was impossible — how could a majority of Americans vote for a dumber-than-shit pussy grabber? If he’d known he might win, then perhaps he’d have tried a little harder to guarantee his defeat.
The most interesting part of that quote is that, apparently, the President is unaware that the population of the nation is in the hundreds of millions.
The fuck ?! What’d be the grounds for any kind of strike ? “Their leader made taunting tweets” ? And what’s the point, what’d that be trying to accomplish ?
My COBRA coverage is gonna run out in a few months. Someone want to point me to one of these associations President Very Stable Genius is going on about?
My best guess is that he’s trying to take credit for the healthcare exchanges Obamacare established, because he’s a senile moron and has no idea what he’s talking about.
I never thought Trump was a particularly smart man, but I don’t think I realized exactly how dumb he was until I read that “associations” quote. Christ.
I think Trump expected to lose but wanted to lose ‘respectably’, but I don’t think he entirely ruled out winning with the assumption that he could just hand over the important stuff to people with more interest in actual presidentin’
I think the idea that Trump is being restrained by the Pentagon is probably fake news. There are probably people in the Pentagon who are seriously considering an attack on North Korea. There are also probably those who think it’s a bad idea. I suspect it’s a real debate at various levels along the chain of command and it’s just a matter of which side convinces the Donald to act or not.
Because of the individual mandate and the associations and the glaiven.