What cast the whole thing into doubt is when the doctor said that he told him that if he had started eating healthy and exercising 20 years ago, then he could live to be 200.
I was a bit skeptical of this doctor before that, but that statement left me baffled. It is not something that a serious doctor would say, even as a joke, but especially not on the record to reporters.
I’m annoyed at Lorne Michaels for his propping up of the ‘Don Jr. is a smart guy who’s kind to the mentally disabled’ myth, by repeatedly okaying the “Don Jr. and Eric” sketches on Saturday Night Live.
That unearned, false image–that Don Jr. is a smart guy–has been sold to millions, through repetition on that very popular show.
Kurt Eichenwald just retweeted this, though there’s no formal documentation for it:
My friend at the German Foreign Office:
"There’s a betting pool that includes the Swiss & Austrian State Depts. re. #davos2018
I’d make my kid let me write it. I’d have fun with it.
Dear Mr President Trump
I want to be just like you when I grow up. and you are my roll- model. I am the smartist kid in my school. SCHOOL is BAD and SAD!! “ The teachers” spread lies in their Fake News conferences and FAKE NEWS report cards. They say I FAIL and they never talk GOOD NEWS!! No one ever talks about tornados have not hit the school because of ME!! No witches either, but I never get credit.
The worst “FAKE teacher” is Mrs Ceci Ennine. Someone needs to grab her pussy and run her over with a train. I think she is a Moslem or at least knows some.
All the “Fake News Teachers” obbcessed with the Rival Middle School Football scandal. Its a total nothing burgar. The president of their football team is very cool and almost as smart as me, so I let him into the coach’s office to copy the playbooks. I want him to like me. He is a winner anyway, our team is weak and lame because of the “teachers” and “fake coach’s”
But Ceci Ennine keeps saying I should be suspended and that I’m guilty of COLLUSION. That is more Fake News - NO COLLUSION !!! Everyone knows that!
Mr President, I am asking you to investigate “FAKE SCHOOL” and CeCi Ennine. They are colluding with my parents to punish me and you should have your special police come get her and ship her to Mexico. I think she is a Democrat.