The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

[JohnT]

I’m not watching the STFU, er, SOTU speech tonight, but here are my predictions:

1. Rosenstein is fired in a rambling, 4-minute word salad riff
2. North Korea will get hit hard in the speech, so hard it will move the doomsday clock to 5 seconds after midnight.
3. Since Iron Stache will be there, I’m looking for some reaction shots.
4. Any Dreamers who show up better expect they will get tagged for expedited deportation.
5. It will be ugly and hate-filled.

Somebody should make a SOTU thread soon… I would, but like I said, I’m not watching it.

[bobot]

Any predictions on “shortest SOTU speech ever”?

[Snowboarder_Bo]

@JohnT

I’m not watching the STFU, er, SOTU speech tonight, but here are my predictions:

1. Rosenstein is fired in a rambling, 4-minute word salad riff
2. North Korea will get hit hard in the speech, so hard it will move the doomsday clock to 5 seconds after midnight.
3. Since Iron Stache will be there, I’m looking for some reaction shots.
4. Any Dreamers who show up better expect they will get tagged for expedited deportation.
5. It will be ugly and hate-filled.

Somebody should make a SOTU thread soon… I would, but like I said, I’m not watching it.

Started one after I saw your post, eh.

[Channing_Idaho_Banks]

@bobot

Any predictions on “shortest SOTU speech ever”?

Plus an hour of “how great I am!”

[enipla]

@Channing_Idaho_Banks

Plus an hour of “how great I am!”

I predict this is all it will be. He will of course show what a self important ass he is. Not like there will be any news or information.

Don’t think I can watch it. I’m already too pissed off as it is.

[ThelmaLou]

@enipla

…Don’t think I can watch it. I’m already too pissed off as it is.

The cure for that is to get pissed.*

*pissed - “probably the most commonly used word in the UK to describe being drunk”

[wonky]

All I know is that some talking heads will talk about how presidential and pivot-y he is.

[Aspenglow]

@enipla

I predict this is all it will be. He will of course show what a self important ass he is. Not like there will be any news or information.

Don’t think I can watch it. I’m already too pissed off as it is.

I can only watch it with the sound off and a glass of whiskey and soda in my hand. I take a sip for each time I yell, “Fuck you!” at the tee vee.

[bobot]

You could take a sip every time Pence gazed at him adoringly, but you’d probably end up in a coma.

[running_coach]

@bobot

You could take a sip every time Pence gazed at him adoringly, but you’d probably end up in a coma.

Nobody can sip fast enough to keep up. Just insert an IV.

[enipla]

@bobot

You could take a sip every time Pence gazed at him adoringly, but you’d probably end up in a coma.

Or when trump says “I”.

[Aspenglow]

@bobot

You could take a sip every time Pence gazed at him adoringly, but you’d probably end up in a coma.

I would, except I’d sick it all up. I try to keep my eyes off Pence.

[Aspenglow]

@enipla

Or when trump says “I”.

I think that’s the recipe for suicide-by-drink.

[Happy_Lendervedder]

I just wonder if the words “fake news” will make their way into a SOTU address.

[Ann_Hedonia]

I’m watching the run-up to the SOTU - if history is any indicator I’ll probably last about 5 minutes into the actual speech before I can’t take it anymore - unless batshit Trump shows up. That I’d watch.

But they just said something really scary - that Agriculture Secretary Sonny Perdue is the designated survivor. I’ll think I’ll turn the TV off and spend the next two hours praying.

[eschereal]

nm

[EddyTeddyFreddy]

@running_coach

Nobody can sip fast enough to keep up. Just insert an IV.

Thanks, bobot and running coach; I needed a good laugh.

[Rick_Kitchen]

FEMA has announced it is stopping delivery of food and water to Puerto Rico.

FEMA to stop distributing food and water to Puerto Rico

[BigAppleBucky]

@Ann_Hedonia

I’m watching the run-up to the SOTU - if history is any indicator I’ll probably last about 5 minutes into the actual speech before I can’t take it anymore - unless batshit Trump shows up. That I’d watch.

But they just said something really scary - that Agriculture Secretary Sonny Perdue is the designated survivor. I’ll think I’ll turn the TV off and spend the next two hours praying.

Horrible, but is there anyone better? This cabinet is the mother of all clown cars.

[Clothahump]

@JohnT

I’m not watching the STFU, er, SOTU speech tonight, but here are my predictions:

1. Rosenstein is fired in a rambling, 4-minute word salad riff
2. North Korea will get hit hard in the speech, so hard it will move the doomsday clock to 5 seconds after midnight.
3. Since Iron Stache will be there, I’m looking for some reaction shots.
4. Any Dreamers who show up better expect they will get tagged for expedited deportation.
5. It will be ugly and hate-filled.

Somebody should make a SOTU thread soon… I would, but like I said, I’m not watching it.

Jeezus H. Christ, you are so far wrong, you’re not even in the same zip code with correct. Especially #5.