Next time, try researching your lame arguments. At least you’ll be embarrassing yourself for the right reason.
Better yet, he could try not being a vile excuse for a supposed human being.
It’s hard to tell if you think you’re funny or you’re just an asshole
No, it’s not.
Those aren’t exclusive categories. He’s an asshole who thinks he’s being funny.
They never seem to think through this “good guy with a gun” protecting public spaces thing that is supposed to be the answer. Because those good guys aren’t going to let Buddy bring his gun in. But Buddy is supposed to be able to bring his gun anywhere. And now his freedoms are being trampled by the good guys with guns he said were needed to keep crazy guys with guns out. It’s quite a Catch 22 scenario.
I was thinking something more on the lines of “Thank Christ they’ve stopped talking about Mueller and the Russians for a couple of days.” Of course that will probably be over by the beginning of next week.
Are you suggesting he arranged to have a (maga-hat wearing) lunatic shoot up a school so it would eclipse the Mueller indictments?
Is anyone surprised?
Actually, from what I’ve read - granted, it was in a book called “Where the Money’s At” chronicling the most successful bank robberies, so I’m sure this can be taken with a grain of salt - most bank robberies are successful, and they get away. So long as it’s a “note” robbery where the person approaches a teller one-on-one and demands the money without drawing attention. The tellers are trained to hand over what’s in their drawers, then hit the alarm as the robber is leaving.
However, most bank robbers get caught in the long run because that most successful strategy isn’t a particularly profitable one - it’s only going to net you a few thousand to a few tens of thousands of dollars. They almost always end up robbing more banks, then the odds of something going wrong pile up, and if they beat those odds, the feds start noticing a pattern and are staking out the next most likely targets waiting for the serial bank robber the next time.
ETA: A quick Google seems to bear this out, apparently in the UK only 20 percent of bank robbers get caught. And the FBI only recovers 22% of stolen money:
https://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2012/06/11/what-you-should-know-before-robbing-a-bank
Now that you mention it:
For the weary White House, Florida shooting offered a ‘reprieve’ from scandals
Yes, it’s so sad that we don’t have mass shootings gruesome enough that they still get national news media coverage often enough to distract from your loathsome and incompetent administration every day. Also it’s sad that you haven’t done the human race a favor and nominated yourself for a Darwin Award, asshole.
And yet that heartless cunt, Dana Loesch from the NRA, castigates liberal media for loving shootings for all the crying white mothers that turn into ratings gold, when the fucking White House is stating outright that they’re thankful for the latest mass shooting - as a salve to their own incompetence, no less.
Whatever happened to that rebuttal memo the Democrats were going to reveal before thump put the kibosh on it? That was several news cycles ago, right? God, it’s hard to keep up.
Schiff is still working with the FBI to redact any classified information, and he’s hoping to have it released in the next few days.
I’ve been thinking since the beginning that the shooting is a godsend for Loser Donnie. Facebook friends who raked Loser Donnie over the coals every day, many times a day, have been focusing almost exclusively on the shootings.
Holy crap, that’s just pathetic!
Although now we have something else to loathe Loser Donnie about: coming up with the phenomenally stupid idea of arming teachers. “Maybe we can give them a bonus” – how about paying them a decent salary and not making them pay for their own school supplies? And if an armed security guard was completely ineffectual, what makes you think an armed math teacher is going to morph into Rambo?
Gag.
My FB friends have been raking the Republican congress for the shootings more than Trump (but they still are raking Trump), so it’s not that much of a reprieve.
But this is why Loser Donnie thinks it’s a GOOD idea…
…Because John Kelly is a badass. If John Kelly was teaching history with a gun strapped to his side, no school shooter would dare try to take him on. Because the bullets would be flying towards the shooter.
No explanation of how we are going to replace every history teacher in the USA with John Kelly. Because Trump doesn’t concern himself with details. He’ll let Kushner figure it out.