The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

If only we could take the Presidency away from obviously mentally ill people and worry about due process later.

Trump and Hillary buy ads on, say, NBC Nightly News. They know they are going to get 500k eyeballs watching and, because of campaign finance laws, have to spend the same amount of money… let’s just say $10k for 30-seconds. This comes to 50 eyeballs for every dollar, or 200 dollars for a thousand eyeballs or… 200/CPM.

On Facebook, campaign laws don’t matter. So, using the above numbers, while Hillary was still being charged $200/CPM for those 1,000 eyeballs Parscale said FB was charging Trump $2/CPM or even $1/CPM.

Not to be confused with CP/CMS used to control the whole damn system.

To be clear, Trump didn’t say he was going to take people’s guns away without regulation, he said that he advocates taking guns away from certain individuals without having a judge go through due process.

I’m stealing this.

Or…
Clinton
Pelosi
Harris
Boxer
Feinstein
or ANYone

But Dump will most likely flip flop again, and then excoriate his own flunkies.

Why the fuck would they need permission???

… to the tune of $500M.

That’s half a BILLION.

What happens if he defaults? Between him and Manafort, they amassed amazing amounts of debt and had to be bailed out by some very unsavory characters. Normally you might put your kneecaps up for collateral, but in his case his SS protection may not allow that kind of thing.

In case anyone is looking for a Christmas gift for Clothy, I know what is at the top of his list:

That makes me fucking proud to be an American. MAGA!!!

I think it was actually the other way around:

"Donald Trump’s presidential campaign paid slightly more for ads on Facebook than Hillary Clinton, the social network said, refuting claims that it had tacitly helped get the Republican elected.

Facebook executive Andrew Bosworth said Tuesday on Twitter that Trump’s campaign “paid slightly higher CPM prices on most days rather than lower as has been reported,” using industry jargon for cost per thousand impressions, the metric used to measure online ad rates."

That would the official release by the university. It is, naturally, all over YT already. The k-y is out of the tube, just try putting it back now. Welcome to the present.

Isn’t that what K-Y is for?

:d&r:

I’ve given one of these dolls to half a dozen friends & family already; reaction has been overwhelmingly positive.

I’m merely quoting the guy who bought the ads and is now Trump’s 2020 campaign manager. What can I say? I stand by my source.

Og help me, I can’t tell if that’s serious or a joke.

I’m still not clear on being able to retract permission for the video to be released, but from what I’ve seen online, it’s obvious why he wouldn’t want it released: he comes off like a douche and the cops look like hired goons.

It doesn't look any better once out in the hall either: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jf8GIJFb6SA

Ben Carson has canceled his $31,000 dining room. I now wonder if the whistle blower will get her job back.

You won’t have Pufnstuf McMaster to kick around for much longer.

[sarcasm] at least he’s qualified [/sarcasm]