The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

She looks like she is about ready to cry.

She’s stronger than me…I’d be sobbing hysterically.

His next wife is going to have a clause in the contract stipulating that holding hands must be done at the instigation of Mr. Dennison.

Moar Coal!
… the Trump Administration has been exploring another way to help coal and nuclear generators: the Defense Production Act of 1950.… Motivated by the Korean War, it allows the president broad authority to boost US industries that are considered a priority for national security.… The goal would be to give some form of preference to coal and nuclear plants that are struggling to compete with cheap natural gas.

sigh

So when will the first coal bomb be tested?

President announces buggy whip subsidies! Hostlers cheer!

No need to test, they’ve been going off for a couple of hundred years now - they are very low yield, but the fallout is widespread.

Getting a judgement is one thing. Actually getting the bastard to pay, is quite another.

Cadet Bonespurs is blaming it on Obstructionist Democrats.

Only the best. Top men.

I’d hit him. Right in the face. With my foot. A lot. On live TV.

Maybe Lorena Bobbitt could give her some pointers.

and on the West Coast, the AMTRAK, Bullet Train and Starlight Express are being put on hold, to give stagecoaches a second chance.

Bonus points for correct usage of hostler.

and he can save the USPS by bringing back the Pony Express.

Also a boost to both the alfalfa farmers who feed the ponies and Native Americans who chase them…

There’s a thought bubble coming out of her head, and it says “Fuck you, asshole…go hold Stormy’s hand” in Slovenian.

Touching Donald’s little hands has probably made her a germ-a-phobe.

Did I read correctly that Trump brushed dandruff off of the French president at a press event? Then loudly announced what he was doing?!

Unfortunately, she DOES know where those hands have been. Ewwww.

bows

I do have to admit that although I had a general idea of what a hostler was, I checked the definition before I posted, just to be sure.

As do we all. Double-ewww.

If I were Stormy, I think I pay Donny to not talk about our “affair”, rather than the other way. I think I’d try to forget it myself.