what the actual fuck ?
Yup.
I hope Jeff Flake stays safe for the next few days.
He probably thought that was a clever way of “subtly” one-upping Macron.
Does Melania own a magnifying glass?
In other dumpster news, Scott Pruitt signs an order ending “secret science” at the EPA.
http://thehill.com/policy/energy-environment/384636-pruitt-signs-proposed-rule-to-erase-secret-science-from-agency
Why do I always hear the rattling of boxcars anytime this administration announces anything?
Somebody on Twitter compared it to a gorilla trying to groom another gorilla to show superiority.
I’m sure Macron’s thought process was something along the lines of “just pretend it’s escargot.”
Macron should try to brush that thing off of Trumps head “Sorry, I thought you where being attacked”.
Wouldn’t they need to be sleeping together for her to get something tiny and sharp close enough to do the deed?
well done!
Would there were more like you!
mc
Cabinet members NOT invited to Trump’s 1st State Dinner, i.e., the Cabinet Shit List:
Pruitt, Sessions, Haley, Carson, DeVos, Zinke, Chao, Azar, Perry, Coats, Perdue, Acosta, Lighthizer, Mulvaney, McMahon.
It turns out the person who tweeted that was Jane Goodall!!!
Seriously?
That is just gold. 
I have this image of Trump sitting at the table, with stuffed animals occupying the rest of the seats, talking to himself like a child having a tea party
Do you have a link? I find no such tweet.
Apparently somebody in the discussion quoted Goodall on the issue of gorilla dominance grooming, though.
Of course, Trump doesn't have to do that anymore, when he's got this:
Or he could just grab her by the…
That’s most of them. Not sure what it signifies.