The Trump Administration: A Clusterfuck in the Making

[DesertDog]

@ElvisL1ves

Right up until the day they won. Then they became patriots. You know how it works.

Naw, it was before then.

“Oh Mr. Dickinson, I’m surprised at you. You should know that rebellion is always legal in the first person, such as “our rebellion.” It is only in the third person - “their rebellion” - that it is illegal.” – Ben Franklin, 1776

[k9bfriender]

@Slash1972

LOL, Pointless. You would get “Fake News!” or “The Clinton Foundation was way more corrupt!” or “What about those emails?” or “Obama lied about health coverage”

Don’t forget “I’ve now been in fifty …. seven states?”

[ElvisL1ves]

And he once wore a tan suit. So there, libbies.

[jsc1953]

At the joint presser with Angela Merkel, Trump reiterated his support for Dr. Adm. Ronny Jackson, and denounced the “false accusations” that caused him to withdraw.

I really wish there’d been a follow-up: “So Mr President…with regards to the 23 retired military personnel who brought these allegations forward – are you calling them all liars? Or just Senator Tester?”

It’s a pity duelling has gone out of fashion.

[Steve_MB]

@jsc1953

It’s a pity duelling has gone out of fashion.

If duelling were in fashion, the issue would merely change to “it’s a pity Donald has those nasty bone spurs in his trigger finger”.

[k9bfriender]

@Steve_MB

If duelling were in fashion, the issue would merely change to “it’s a pity Donald has those nasty bone spurs in his trigger finger”.

As Doc Ronny determined from the autopsy.

[Steve_MB]

When it rains, it pours:

Counselor to the President Kellyanne Conway told the hosts of “Fox & Friends” on Friday morning that President Trump wants to come on the show regularly.

“The president has said he would like to perhaps come once a month and as news breaks,” Conway said. "He’ll keep us guessing.”

Conway appeared to catch the show’s hosts off guard, who asked her to clarify that she meant he would come to “Fox & Friends” once a month…

:eek: :dubious:

[Ludovic]

I knew there was a reason he watched Fox so much! :eek:

[Locrian]

@Ludovic

I knew there was a reason he watched Fox so much! :eek:

I want my own show again!!! Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah. I wanted my own network!!! Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah.

[elucidator]

What, did he call in to Douche-Bimbo-Douche and got put on hold? Got his call routed to a staffer who offered to take a message?

[Siam_Sam]

So Chump will be doing his British trip finally, in July. That should be fun to watch, like a spectacular train wreck.*

*Disclaimer: Spectacular train wrecks probably aren’t all that fun to watch.

[enipla]

@Steve_MB

When it rains, it pours:

:eek: :dubious:

Bwaaaahaahahhah.

KellyAnn wants Fox to get Trump to be a regular. After the recent mess?

Well Donnie, you may get some good ratings and viewership after all.

If trump does a monthly ‘interview’ it’s gonna be the Super Bowl of madness.

PUT HIM ON. We like it when he shoots himself in the foot.

Live! it’s… “THE PRESIDENT IS A MORON”.

[Johnny_L.A]

@Siam_Sam

*Disclaimer: Spectacular train wrecks probably aren’t all that fun to watch.

This one drew quite a crowd. About 40,000 people came to watch, and at least two were killed.

[kaylasdad99]

@Siam_Sam

So Chump will be doing his British trip finally, in July. That should be fun to watch, like a spectacular train wreck.*

*Disclaimer: Spectacular train wrecks probably aren’t all that fun to watch.

They’re probably NOT that much fun to watch, but maybe if we can talk the America-hating fuckstick to take Amtrak over to Old Blighty, this could be the exception.

We could even give it one of those coal-burning steam locomotives and let him believe he’s supporting the miners…

[VinylTurnip]

@Ludovic

I knew there was a reason he watched Fox so much! :eek:

Now Fox’s got Donnie as a partner. Any problems, they go to Donnie. Trouble with the sponsors? They can go to Donnie. Trouble with Comcast, Kimmel, John Oliver, they can call Donnie. But now the network’s gotta come up with Donnie’s money every week, no matter what. Ratings bad? “Fuck you, pay me.” Oh, you were pre-empted by a hurricane? “Fuck you, pay me.” Doocy got hit by lightning, huh? “Fuck you, pay me.”

[Ike_Witt]

Does Ray Liotta need some voiceover work?

[ElvisL1ves]

Next time, he’ll claim to be a Trump supporter named John Barron.

[Mr.Greenjeans]

@VinylTurnip

Now Fox’s got Donnie as a partner. Any problems, they go to Donnie. Trouble with the sponsors? They can go to Donnie. Trouble with Comcast, Kimmel, John Oliver, they can call Donnie. But now the network’s gotta come up with Donnie’s money every week, no matter what. Ratings bad? “Fuck you, pay me.” Oh, you were pre-empted by a hurricane? “Fuck you, pay me.” Doocy got hit by lightning, huh? “Fuck you, pay me.”

I’m kinda surprised Fox douchebags and bimbos aren’t hit by lightning every day.

[jayjay]

@Mr.Greenjeans

I’m kinda surprised Fox douchebags and bimbos aren’t hit by lightning every day.

Proof positive that there is no God.

[Morgenstern]

@jayjay

Proof positive that there is no God.

That only proves he has bad aim.