Monty
May 5, 2026, 12:30am
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Yep, Killer Kennedy is a birdbrain.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. posted a photo of himself with a bird clenched in his right hand following what he described as a “rescue at Dulles!”
The bird he is holding in the photo is a European starling, an invasive species in North America.
Kennedy, 72, did not expand on the nature of the rescue on Sunday, May 3, and the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services did not immediately respond to a request for comment. The agency that oversees Dulles Airport had no further details to share about the bird’s capture.
I believe he’s already named the critter Lunch .
May the Farce Be With You!
The White House is celebratingStar Wars
On Monday May 4, which has become known as Star Wars Day , riffing on the quote “May the Force be with you,” the White House shared an edited image of President Donald Trump as the Mandalorian with Grogu in tow.
Trump holds an American flag in one hand, that notably has only 11 red and white stripes as opposed to 13. In the other, he holds the Mandalorian helmet — which any fan will tell you that being bare-faced is against the Mandalorian code.
“In a galaxy that demands strength - America stands ready,” the White House wrote on X . “This is the way. May the 4th be with you.”
I do like a bit of the reaction against this. (Same link)
Star Wars fans spoke out online, seemingly shocked by the photoshopped image. “Using Star Wars quotes to talk about military strength feels a little bit dystopian if we are being honest,” one user commented on Instagram . “Please tell me there will be a lawsuit,” another said of using Star Wars ’ IP .
“This has caused a major disturbance in the force today. Yikes,” someone else chimed in , summing up the general feeling online.
Want to study art? No soup loans for you!
[quote]Colleges and universities may soon have to give students a blunt warning: some of their programs might not pay off.
Earlier this month, the Department of Education proposed a new rule that would cut off federal student loan access to college programs whose students earn too little after they graduate. For undergraduate programs, those diploma holders would generally need to earn at least as much as young workers with only a high school degree. For graduate programs, graduates would need to beat a benchmark based on workers with only a bachelor’s degree. In certain cases, programs that fall short could also lose access to Pell Grants.
The programs most at risk vary widely and span both traditional four-year colleges and more technical, career-focused institutions. Some are short-term certificate programs, including cosmetology and other vocational training fields. Others are degree programs in areas where graduates often earn less early in their careers, such as music, fine and studio arts, and certain health-related fields.
Restaurants now join grocery stores as places the felon and his flacks believe require ID to enter.
Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche left people scratching their heads on Sunday after cooking up a new defense of voter ID restrictions during a “Meet the Press” interview.
“Like every time you walk into a restaurant or a club, you have to show your ID. How about you have to show your ID to vote?” he told Kristen Welker . “That’s not anything that’s crazy. And that’s what we should be talking about.”
Welker did not follow up on that.
Do you suppose every time he passes by this photo, he grabs it by the…?
During the royal state visit last week , President Trump revealed new decor in the Oval Office. Spotted amid gilded accents, an extravagant display of trophies, and a number of paintings of founding fathers and other male politicians is a small portrait of First Lady Jackie Kennedy. (It can be seen over King Charles’s right shoulder in the above photograph of a bilateral meeting in the Oval.)
The portrait appears to be to be a scaled down replica of the famous oil on canvas painting of Jackie Kennedy done by artist Aaron Shikler. The original historically hangs in the Vermeil Room at the White House.
After firing all his workmates, of course he has to drag his mate to his work.
Self-styled “Secretary of War” Pete Hegseth has found himself increasingly isolated at the Pentagon and has begun bringing his wife to work with him, a new report says.
Hegseth, who was grilled by Congress this week over the eye-wateringly expensive and opaquely executed war in Iran, has engaged in a series of high-profile firings at the top of the military, drawing the ire of both Democrats and Republicans , and leaving him short-staffed at the top.
He appears to be filling the gaps with his third wife, Jennifer Rauchet, a former Fox News producer, who has been spotted around the office, The Guardian reported .
“Pentagon staff have been surprised to see him accompanied to official meetings by his wife, Jennifer, a former Fox News producer who frequently sits at the back during such encounters,” the report said.
Cruella de Vile’s replacement can’t explain why de Vile is still squating off the military.