The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues (Part 2)

Trump is closing the Kennedy Center for two years

Damn low ticket sales!

Trump audibly shits himself during an Oval Office presser, then abruptly ends the event without taking questions and has reporters ushered out. (35 seconds in is the sound.)

Did the blonde woman in the dark green dress – over DJT’s right shoulder – call a Code Brown, then?

Translation: the Kennedy Center has lost so many performances and is losing so much money that I might be embarrassed. It’s better to shut it down for most of my term in office so I don’t look bad. Meanwhile, I will add a ton of marble and gold leaf to change it to my taste so that I can have a triumphant “grand reopening” which the media will have to cover.

AKA if I can’t have it than no one can.

I can’t hear anything - is it just my phone? Can other people here hear it?

It’s at about the 34-35 second mark, as the guy on the left is saying “chemists are coming up with new opioids faster than the government has been able to keep up”.

I can’t hear shit.

:joy::grin:

Huh? Can’t hear it either.

I had to listen several times before I heard a little toot

Speaking of whom, at about the fifteen seconds in he announces that Noloxone (aka Narcan) is now available without a prescription.

It has been so for years – I have two syringes loaded with it in my Burning Man kit – and is cheaper than gasoline. The nasal spray is much more expensive because of the pantents surrounding the applicator. This is why I was given the syringes.

Here in WA the governor issued a standing prescription for all residents (which I didn’t know was a power the governor had) a few years ago, and you can get it for free by mail.

My agency issued everyone a nasal spray kit to have on hand (I am a child welfare supervisor).

I have one at work and one at home.

Granted, it’s not an earth-shattering, pants-splitting anal eruption, but you can tell from the way Trump immediately ends the event, with the staff shooing all the reporters out right away, and the reaction of the woman in the back that it’s quite evident to everyone in the room what happened.

And yet the press remains silent. Can you imagine two years ago the shit-storm (sorry) that would have erupted had Biden done similarly? We’re way beyond the President wearing underpants on his head stage.

“Knowing where to look”, I could clearly hear a long, wet, kinda intermittent fart, with the woman standing behind giving a quick look at Trump right then, and then the presser was done.

It didn’t sound to me like a shit-one’s-pants level evacuation, but you know what the elderly say: never trust a fart.

I had to look elsewhere, where someone said it was at ‘34-36 seconds in’. I was finally able to hear it at 34 seconds.

I can’t hear it on expensive headphones, but my hearing is bad. They sure did clear that room out quickly though.

Let’s see, a diet of McD’s and Diet Coke.

On a set of Yamaha studio monitors, the fart is easy to hear. Don’t know if it’s his fart, but I would suspect so.