The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues (Part 2)

Just like the dictator’s emperor’s new clothes!

I knew what that was immediately, no need to click through.

Great. So now the military is LITERALLY being ran like a business. When does the skimming off the top/embezzlement start? Oh who am I kidding? It’s probably already happening.

So what’s next? Does everyone have to salute and yell “Heil Trump!” Every time he enters the room?

Trump’s memecoin grifts $TRUMP, $MAGA.
Also, there are questions about billions in Venezuelan oil profits that were put in a Swiss Qatari bank account.

Run like a Trump business, which begs the question: Can the military file for bankruptcy?

The military cannot file for bankruptcy, but the USA as a country can. The temper tanTrump’s chainsaw wielding friend Milei Minderbinder can explain how this is done and the enormous advantages it offers*.

* To some banks, at least.

The news about stopping libraries from processing passports is pretty disturbing since Republicans are trying to make passports required for voting. It’s almost as though there’s a coordinated effort to prevent people from voting. But that can’t possibly be.

You said lying twice.

Or

♫Hey, Mr. Tangerine Man, play a bong for me… ♫

SATIRE-HUMOR-FUNNY piece by Alexandra Petri in Atlantic online

Full disclosure: when I saw this headline, I nodded my head and said to myself, “Yup, he probably believes that.”

It’s pretty hilarious except for the fact that some of the statements actually reflect the way trump and his flying monkeys think.
:disguised_face:


A new ruling from the Trump administration says that when the sun disappears at night, we don’t know where it goes. All remaining top scientists have been taken from their positions and tasked with getting to the bottom of this.

Maybe the immigrants steal the sun in the evenings.

Maybe the sun is in Greenland. (If so, it is even more important to get control of Greenland.)

Maybe Mark Kelly and several other dissident members of Congress are hiding the sun in a big bag. (He got the bag when he was in space. Fortunately, soon only billionaires will be allowed to visit space and get the bags for the sun, and they will be required to give the bags to the president directly.)

Maybe Hillary Clinton ate it. (We put nothing past her.)

It’s very frightening when the sun goes away, now that we have decided we don’t know where it goes at night.

You can just decide that you don’t know things, it turns out, even if you do know them.

The thing is, I doubt you’ll find a strong correlation between passports and Trump voting. While low income people are less likely to hold passports for obvious reasons, a huge number of Trumpers I know have no desire to leave the US, ever. And the educated liberals are far MORE likely to hold passports.

Point is, I’m not sure it’s all that clear cut.

ETA: A little googling gives me this:

  • Demographics: While over half of Americans have a passport, ownership varies by region and income, with 64% of those earning over $100,000 holding one, compared to 21% of those earning under $50,000.

  • Regional Differences: Residents in urban suburbs (64%) and big cities (62%) are more likely to have passports than those in the South (33%) or Midwest (35%)

So in at least some cases, passport requirements will favor general Dem voters.

Like I said, probably not clear cut

Checking IDs will only be required of certain people. The RIGHT people will be waved on in to vote.

It would have been hilarious if one of them pretended to take her seriously and actually talk about the DOW when it was clear that she didn’t even know what the DOW is, and it was just on the list trump gave her for retorts.

“The Dow is over $50,000.” ~ Pam Bondi

Bondi is Trump’s Ghislaine.

I thought Ghislane was Trump’s Ghislane.

“Hell shall hold no surprises for us, Liebshin … “ ~ Pam Bondi

Trump is Ghislane II. He just had the southern district though.

I do think that that is very possible. And girls where taken from the ‘resort’ on a fun plane ride to a party in NYC or an island.

Trumps got a plane or three.

Release the files and we won’t have to guess.