The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues (Part 2)

What machine did you think they were raging against? The dishwasher?

I’m not sure they were all raging against the dishwasher, but I’m fairly sure at least one of them was:

Trump: Free The Dishwashers! - Forbes

I got that and was endorsing @Smapti’s point. Too subtle?

Looks like, sorry.

But as said, they tend to not realize any of that. Many sci-fi fans make fun of them for it. It’s also inconsistent since for many years the Right Wing accused Trek of being Communist.

For that matter, the far Left also calls the Federation “fascist”, they just think it’s a bad thing.

Obvious forgery, the signature is IIRC “Epstein’s Mother”.

I grew up in New Jersey, not far from New Brunswick, which confusingly shares a name with a Canadian province. But it gets worse.

There are three more “Brunswicks” in New Jersey, all contiguous (and next to New Brunswick). All are south of New Brunswick, including the town of North Brunswick. East Brunswick is completely south of New Brunswick, too.

South Brunswick is indeed south of North Brunswick, but it’s actually more west of East Brunswick.

East Brunswick is east of both North and South Brunswick, but South Brunswick is sort of southwest of both North Brunswick and East Brunswick.

It’s as if somebody decided that there was not going to be any West Brunswick, so North and South Brunswick named themselves first, and East Brunswick had to go with what was left.

But, in reality, New Brunswick is the oldest and first-named of all four. So whoever named North Brunswick, south of New Brunswick, gets the blame for all the illogic.

Just today was I motivated enough to find out where Brunswick, the bowling manufacturer etc.'s, name came from. I had assumed it was name for any of the various Brunswicks around the world, but it was named for its founder who was called Brunswick. Almost an entry for my “Shelbyvilles” thread.

Wait till you see where South Brooklyn is relative to the rest of Brooklyn.

Makes sense - experienced in grafting and pruning.

“People are walking around without legs”

Fox News: Russia is helping Iran attack American targets
Trump: That’s a stupid thing to talk about, I wanna talk about football

Here’s a great idea: Let’s have Trump, of all people, decide who’s going to run for office!

If he were to articulate exactly why the person he chose is so much better than the other contender(s) this woudln’t be so bad…

Sorry. I couldn’t type any more of that. I was laughing so hard. Articulate better…hah!

The Sadim Touch* strikes again. Trump Kennedy Center loses an executive director.

*The Sadim Touch is the opposite of the Midas touch. With the Sadim Touch, everything turns into dlog and you know what that is.

Let me guess. It’s because she wasn’t doing it with him.

It’s not like the felon thinks cheating on one’s spouse is wrong. Proviso: it’s okay for him but not for anyone else.

Looks like she’s not that interested in the new “job” either.

Contradicting the felon is more of a dingleberry move than a hanger-on move.

The propaganda is now where it should have been shot straight to.

Don the Con is back to his tried and false “two weeks” time frame, this time with Cuba.

Yeah, he’s losing it. He forgot to include “tears in eyes” and “sir” in that bullshit.

That’s right down there with this comment from the convict.

And YET ANOTHER traitor pardoned by the felon gets arrested for creepy shit.

And he was such a great guy before the treason, too.

Maybe this is his Bible of choice.

And this is what the DC area golf clubs look forward to under the con’s “leadership”.

Huge US bomber [B1 Lancer] lands at UK air base

It comes after Sir Keir Starmer granted the US permission to use British military bases but only for defensive strikes on Iranian missile sites.

Well, I never thought he was a PM as good as Lord Palmerston. And I’d need to see videotape of him being a prosecutor worthy of knighting. And this a day after trump denounced Starmer over the Chagos Islands, a give-back even fucking trump agreed to. To say something to the effect of “He’s no Winston Churchill” offends me as an ostensible American, but also because trump does not have the right to say “Winston Churchill” in any context.

Apparently, he can keep deprecating the PM of the UK and land his materiel here, no questions asked.

Yeah, call me a dickhead (essentially), say I’m not Churchill, yet go ahead and land your fucking bomber on our territory. Rinse & Repeat. Want another invite to see KCIII? Done and done.

Yeah, well I say England’s greatest Prime Minister was Pitt the Elder!

That’s because it’s way the hell gone northeasterly in New Hampshire.

My favorite variation of the phrase is “The Merde-ass Touch”.

That’s what I’d used as well.

Merdes touch.

Would that it were the Trump Memorial Center.

The master wordsmith has only the best expressions, expressions nobody’s ever heard before.

A LOT to unpack in this one;

Iran, which is being beat to HELL, has apologized and surrendered to its Middle East neighbors, and promised that it will not shoot at them anymore. This promise was only made because of the relentless U.S. and Israeli attack. They were looking to take over and rule the Middle East. It is the first time that Iran has ever lost, in thousands of years, to surrounding Middle Eastern Countries. They have said, “Thank you President Trump.” I have said, “You’re welcome!” Iran is no longer the “Bully of the Middle East,” they are, instead, “THE LOSER OF THE MIDDLE EAST,” and will be for many decades until they surrender or, more likely, completely collapse! Today Iran will be hit very hard! Under serious consideration for complete destruction and certain death, because of Iran’s bad behavior, are areas and groups of people that were not considered for targeting up until this moment in time. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP