What machine did you think they were raging against? The dishwasher?
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com)
Trump: "A lot of our people were walking around without legs"
What machine did you think they were raging against? The dishwasher?
I’m not sure they were all raging against the dishwasher, but I’m fairly sure at least one of them was:
I got that and was endorsing @Smapti’s point. Too subtle?
Looks like, sorry.
But as said, they tend to not realize any of that. Many sci-fi fans make fun of them for it. It’s also inconsistent since for many years the Right Wing accused Trek of being Communist.
For that matter, the far Left also calls the Federation “fascist”, they just think it’s a bad thing.
Obvious forgery, the signature is IIRC “Epstein’s Mother”.
I grew up in New Jersey, not far from New Brunswick, which confusingly shares a name with a Canadian province. But it gets worse.
There are three more “Brunswicks” in New Jersey, all contiguous (and next to New Brunswick). All are south of New Brunswick, including the town of North Brunswick. East Brunswick is completely south of New Brunswick, too.
South Brunswick is indeed south of North Brunswick, but it’s actually more west of East Brunswick.
East Brunswick is east of both North and South Brunswick, but South Brunswick is sort of southwest of both North Brunswick and East Brunswick.
It’s as if somebody decided that there was not going to be any West Brunswick, so North and South Brunswick named themselves first, and East Brunswick had to go with what was left.
But, in reality, New Brunswick is the oldest and first-named of all four. So whoever named North Brunswick, south of New Brunswick, gets the blame for all the illogic.
Just today was I motivated enough to find out where Brunswick, the bowling manufacturer etc.'s, name came from. I had assumed it was name for any of the various Brunswicks around the world, but it was named for its founder who was called Brunswick. Almost an entry for my “Shelbyvilles” thread.
Wait till you see where South Brooklyn is relative to the rest of Brooklyn.
Makes sense - experienced in grafting and pruning.
“People are walking around without legs”
Trump: "A lot of our people were walking around without legs"
Fox News: Russia is helping Iran attack American targets
Trump: That’s a stupid thing to talk about, I wanna talk about football
DOOCY: It sounds like the Russians are helping Iran target and attack Americans-- TRUMP: That's an easy problem compared to what we're doing here. What a stupid question that is to be asking at this time. We're talking about something else.
after refusing to answer his question about Iran and Russia working together to kill US troops, Trump gives Peter Doocy another chance but refuses to take questions on anything other than college sports
Here’s a great idea: Let’s have Trump, of all people, decide who’s going to run for office!
President Trump is playing the role of kingmaker, clearing the field in several crucial GOP primaries for his preferred candidates for Congress.
Trump’s endorsement hangs over the Texas Senate GOP primary between incumbent Sen. John Cornyn (R) and state Attorney General Ken Paxton (R), and he went a step further Wednesday by ordering the person he does not pick to endorse to drop out of the race.
Later on Wednesday, the president quickly backed Republican Kurt Alme for Montana’s Senate seat after Sen. Steve Daines (R) announced he would not seek reelection. Earlier in the week, Trump threw his support behind Montana radio host Aaron Flint after Rep. Ryan Zinke (R-Mont.) announced his retirement.
If he were to articulate exactly why the person he chose is so much better than the other contender(s) this woudln’t be so bad…
Sorry. I couldn’t type any more of that. I was laughing so hard. Articulate better…hah!
The Sadim Touch* strikes again. Trump Kennedy Center loses an executive director.
The Donald Trump-controlled Kennedy Center has lost yet another integral member of its performing arts community: Jean Davidson, the executive director of the National Symphony Orchestra.
Davidson, who first assumed the position in April 2023, has said she is stepping down, citing the “current climate.”
“It’s no secret that this has been a really hard year,” she told The New York Times. “So I started looking for a new opportunity several months ago.”
She said that she “had hoped to stay through the 100th anniversary of the N.S.O. in 2031.” The National Symphony Orchestra was founded in the nation’s capital in 1931 by cellist and conductor Hans Kindler. It has been an artistic affiliate of the Kennedy Center since 1986.
Davidson’s decision comes more than a month after Trump announced plans to close the performing arts center in Washington, D.C., beginning July 4 and lasting until 2028.
“I didn’t see how I could be effective as a leader in the current climate,” she admitted, adding, “There’s been a lot of change going on, and there’s not a lot of communication. We are finding out things through the press — at the same time as everyone else. Like the center closing on July 4.”
*The Sadim Touch is the opposite of the Midas touch. With the Sadim Touch, everything turns into dlog and you know what that is.
Let me guess. It’s because she wasn’t doing it with him.
Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem dodging questions about her alleged affair with her subordinate Corey Lewandowski was reportedly the “final straw” for President Donald Trump, who fired her on Thursday.
Noem’s fate was sealed after she testified before the House Judiciary Committee on the oversight of the Department of Homeland Security on Tuesday and Wednesday, sources inside the White House told the New York Post.
During Wednesday’s grilling, Democratic Rep. Sydney Kamlager-Dove asked Noem directly about her links to Lewandowski. Calling him “unqualified” for his current position as Noem’s “top official,” Kamlager-Dove directly addressed the Republican, “Have you had sexual relations with Corey Lewandowski?”
Noem strategically dodged the question, stating she was “shocked we’re going down and peddling tabloid garbage in this committee today.” Kamlager-Dove pointed out, “If you or any federal official is sleeping with their subordinate… you should be wanting to answer that question.”
The Post report, which quotes sources inside and close to the White House, said Noem dodging what has been called the “worst-kept secret” in Washington saw the 79-year-old finally move in for the kill.
“The question about the affair at the hearing was actually the final straw. It was f—ing brutal,” one source said
It’s not like the felon thinks cheating on one’s spouse is wrong. Proviso: it’s okay for him but not for anyone else.
Looks like she’s not that interested in the new “job” either.
Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem’s allies are pushing a counternarrative in the wake of President Donald Trump’s announcement that she would be leaving her post at the end of this month.
According to The Daily Caller’s Reagan Reese, Noem had “grievances” with the Trump White House. One administration official informed Reese that “Noem told Trump and his White House that she was not getting the support she needed” at the end of 2025, and that while “Trump agreed and stepped in to help,” which led to a temporary improvement, things took a turn for the worse after federal agents shot and killed two Americans in Minneapolis, after which “Noem felt that she was thrown under the bus.”
That same official disputed Trump’s claim that he was not aware of a controversial, $220 million ad campaign that Noem starred in, insisting to Reese that “the White House was aware of Noem’s ad contract,” and asserting that “senior White House officials were even involved in getting the funds approved.” Trump directly refuted Noem’s claim that he was aware of the ad campaign in comments to Reuters on Thursday.
Contradicting the felon is more of a dingleberry move than a hanger-on move.
The propaganda is now where it should have been shot straight to.
If you missed the first lady’s vanity documentary in theaters, you will soon be able to stream the ill-advised project at home.
Melania, an Amazon-MGM production directed by Brett Ratner, will debut on Amazon Prime on Monday, Mar. 9, less than six weeks after its big Kennedy Center premiere.
Don the Con is back to his tried and false “two weeks” time frame, this time with Cuba.
President Donald Trump sounded confident Thursday that change might come to Cuba in as little as two weeks, and said the country’s leadership is intent in cutting a deal with the United States.
As he welcomed Inter Miami players, the 2025 Major League Soccer champions, to the White House, Trump told one of the club’s owners, Cuban-American businessman Jorge Mas Santos, that he would be able to take a plane and go to Cuba soon. And he suggested the timeline for a possible deal with Cuba could be as soon as two weeks.
“You are going to go back and won’t need my approval, you just fly back in, I can just see that,” he said. “It’s going to be a great day. We are going to celebrate that separately. I just want to wait a couple of weeks. I wanted to wait a couple of weeks, but we’ll be together again soon, I suspect, celebrating what’s going on in Cuba.”
“They want to make a deal so badly you have no idea,” he added.
Yeah, he’s losing it. He forgot to include “tears in eyes” and “sir” in that bullshit.
That’s right down there with this comment from the convict.
President Donald Trump managed to say one of the least reassuring things possible when Time magazine asked if Americans should be worried about Iran retaliating against the U.S. for its bombing of the Middle Eastern country.
“I guess,” Trump told Time.
And YET ANOTHER traitor pardoned by the felon gets arrested for creepy shit.
A Maryland man pardoned by President Donald Trump for his role in the Jan. 6, 2021, Capitol riots was arrested earlier this week after allegedly filming himself touching the hair of female passengers while riding the local Metro train in the Washington, D.C., area.
Bryan Betancur, 28, now faces charges of assault and battery.
The Metro Transit Police announced Monday that the Silver Spring, Maryland, man was wanted on suspicion of said charges and confirmed that the alleged incident occurred Sunday aboard a Silver Line train servicing the Clarendon Metro Station shortly after 10 p.m. local time.
The department stated Tuesday in an update on social media that officers had “located and arrested” Betancur, but also encouraged anyone with information about him to contact Metro Transit Police. The videos he allegedly took have gone viral on social media.
The police on Monday said they’re “aware of videos circulating depicting inappropriate behavior toward Metro customers.” While they have not confirmed these were taken by Betancur, the clips show a man secretly touching women’s hair aboard the Metro.
One video appears to have been live-streamed from an account called “Bryan On Task.”
Betancur pleaded guilty in May 2022 to one count of disorderly conduct in a restricted building or grounds for his role on Jan. 6, 2021. He was sentenced in August 2022 to four months in prison and one year of supervised release, reported The Washington Post.
And he was such a great guy before the treason, too.
Betancur was on parole for burglary charges before he participated in the Jan. 6 riots and apparently only received permission to travel to D.C. that day by convincing Maryland’s division of parole and probation that he wanted to hand out Bibles to other attendees.
Maybe this is his Bible of choice.
And this is what the DC area golf clubs look forward to under the con’s “leadership”.
Donald Trump loves playing golf and if you don’t believe it just check out the tab he ran up on the links at the taxpayers’ expense last year.
Also, check out the President’s golf courses because they are sweet. But if you are able to get on one and actually play a round, you might be wise to skip eating or drinking anything while there.
And we know that because during its most recent round of inspections, the Trump National Golf Club in Westchester, New York was hit with five health code violations, per NOTUS which first reported the violations.
According to the report, which is public and can be viewed here, insects and rodents were present in the establishment.
That could happen to the best of restaurants on an off day, right?
Well, you can scroll back on the report, and folks, that Trump National Golf Club has been getting dinged on that particular offense — insects, rodents present — since 2016.
That’s a solid decade of insects and rodents being in the house.
In the latest inspection, the club was also cited for plumbing issues, improperly stored food and lighting and ventilation issues.
If this seems familiar, it might be because another Trump National Golf Club located in Bedminster, New Jersey made headlines last year when the health department there deemed eating at the establishment an “unacceptable health risk.”
Huge US bomber [B1 Lancer] lands at UK air base
It comes after Sir Keir Starmer granted the US permission to use British military bases but only for defensive strikes on Iranian missile sites.
Well, I never thought he was a PM as good as Lord Palmerston. And I’d need to see videotape of him being a prosecutor worthy of knighting. And this a day after trump denounced Starmer over the Chagos Islands, a give-back even fucking trump agreed to. To say something to the effect of “He’s no Winston Churchill” offends me as an ostensible American, but also because trump does not have the right to say “Winston Churchill” in any context.
Apparently, he can keep deprecating the PM of the UK and land his materiel here, no questions asked.
Yeah, call me a dickhead (essentially), say I’m not Churchill, yet go ahead and land your fucking bomber on our territory. Rinse & Repeat. Want another invite to see KCIII? Done and done.
Well, I never thought he was a PM as good as Lord Palmerston.
Yeah, well I say England’s greatest Prime Minister was Pitt the Elder!
Perversely, there is no Hampton.
That’s because it’s way the hell gone northeasterly in New Hampshire.
The Sadim Touch is the opposite of the Midas touch
My favorite variation of the phrase is “The Merde-ass Touch”.
That’s what I’d used as well.
*The Sadim Touch is the opposite of the Midas touch. With the Sadim Touch, everything turns into dlog and you know what that is.
Merdes touch.
Would that it were the Trump Memorial Center.
The master wordsmith has only the best expressions, expressions nobody’s ever heard before.
“What is motivating you to do this right now?” Doocy asked. “Because there is a lot of other stuff going on in the world.”
“In Iran, we’re doing very well,” Trump replied. “Somebody said, ‘How would you score it from 0 to 10?’ I said, ‘I’d give it a 12 to 15.’ Their army is gone. They’re just about– look, their navy is gone. Their communications are gone. Their leaders are gone.”
Trump then appeared to pivot to the Iraq war, where, according to the U.S. government, many American soldiers were wounded by roadside bombs with material provided by Iran.
“The situation with a very bad and very sick group of leaders, who were killing a lot of people,” he said. “A lot of our people were being killed. They were being maimed. They were being destroyed with their bombs all over the place, planted in roads, and we called them the roadside bombs. Walking around without legs, without arms, face blasted. Killed many, many people.”
A LOT to unpack in this one;
Iran, which is being beat to HELL, has apologized and surrendered to its Middle East neighbors, and promised that it will not shoot at them anymore. This promise was only made because of the relentless U.S. and Israeli attack. They were looking to take over and rule the Middle East. It is the first time that Iran has ever lost, in thousands of years, to surrounding Middle Eastern Countries. They have said, “Thank you President Trump.” I have said, “You’re welcome!” Iran is no longer the “Bully of the Middle East,” they are, instead, “THE LOSER OF THE MIDDLE EAST,” and will be for many decades until they surrender or, more likely, completely collapse! Today Iran will be hit very hard! Under serious consideration for complete destruction and certain death, because of Iran’s bad behavior, are areas and groups of people that were not considered for targeting up until this moment in time. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP
Iran, which is being beat to HELL, has apologized and surrendered to its Middle East neighbors, and promised that it will not shoot at them anymore. This promise was only made because of the relentless U.S. and Israeli attack. They were looking to...