The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues (Part 2)

Karoline Leavitt says reinstituting the draft is a possibility.

Hilarious. Leavitt has to guard against the possibility of her idiot boss saying, well, anything, so “all options remain” seems safest. There ain’t gonna be a draft, and she’s not sharp enough to recognize there’s only one right answer to that question.

Well, that would solve the problem of what to do with all the illegals under age, say, 25… Cheaper than warehousing them in prison camps.

Yeah. Give them guns and train them to work together. No way that could possibly backfire - so this administration will do it, guaranteed.

Here Donald, as usual, would be following the example of his beloved Vlad. (Of course Vlad’s prison-inmates aren’t migrants, but other than that, same thing.)

Hey, he’s included the 'utterly essential to election-integrity’ anti-trans provisions!!!1!!! What more could people want???

My bolding. Of course Hegseth would respond ‘so what’s wrong with THAT?!??!

…which aren’t in the bill, which is DOA anyway, but he has no clue how Congress works and thinks they can somehow use a filibuster to pass legislation.

Only the best people. Treasonous, racist, evil. Should ‘lil Marco’ ever run for office again this will be in the oppositions campaign playbook. Just boys hanging out together at the Shield of the Americas bullshit event.

Trump in 2024: I will lower the price of gas on day one
Trump in 2026: Paying $10 a gallon is patriotic actually

I’d trade a New York Minute for a few Pennsylvania Inches

I’m surprised he didn’t just say…

“GAS AND OIL PRICES ARE THE LOWEST THEY’VE EVER BEEN! NO ONES EVER SEEN GAS AND OIL PRICES THIS LOW! DON’T BELIEVE YOUR EYES! BELIEVE ONLY ME! BLAH BLAH BLAH DEMOCRATS! BLAH BLAH BLAH BIDEN! BLAH BLAH BLAH OBAMA! BE AFRAID OF EVERYTHING! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!1!”

It’s worked for him so far.

Gah, I hate him so much.

Someone’s not invited. Where’s that teeny tiny violin?

Speaking of the Sadim Touch…

The felon’s out golfing while people die in his war.

And what dignity did he display at the transfer of the remains?

Nothing like a tacky political rally baseball hat accompanied by a sloppy salute from a draft dodging military insulting convicted felon to show a nation’s gratitude, right?

But, hey, let’s one down it anyway.

Not that he would know, of course.

I wonder what year the felon and his flacks think we’re in now. Check out when they think the American Revolution (that’s the one with the airports, remember?) began. (#20 in the list)

What could possibly go wrong - From the mouth of Oppenheimer himself (not really).

Turns out Skynet didn’t become self-aware and declare war in self-defense - it hallucinated a Martian invasion.

Well, TBF he didn’t say what he was going to do after that.

Suckers.

I saw this and I said to myself: “This must be a joke. This HAS to be a joke. There is no way this is not a joke.”

It’s not a joke.

Trump is guessing people’s shoe sizes and then buying them Florsheim loafers. They are afraid not to wear them.

My father bought and wore Florsheim shoes in the 1970s and 1980s. I’m pretty sure there are better shoe brands out there now. (And $145 loafers aren’t at all high end.)

Seriously, how often do you really look at a man’s shoes?

I just checked a couple of department store websites. Macy’s and Nordstrom still sell Florsheim men’s shoes but Neiman-Marcus and Bloomingdales do not. Seriously, Donald Trump’s ideas of fashionable brands are decades out of date.

I mean, have you seen this guy’s suits?

The linked article from AlterNet mentions that his suits are poorly tailored (“Trump’s fashion has been mocked over the years, with suits that are too big, shoulder pads, and his signature red tie that is abnormally long. While Trump frequently wears a blue suit, he pairs it with black shoes, whereas most would pair blue with brown shoes.”)

For a billionaire (who’s on his third former-model wife), he sure dresses like a poor guy.