The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues (Part 2)

Wow…it’s like you accidentally downloaded Stephen Miller’s Alexa shopping list…or is it RFK Jr.'s?

Seriously. When I first heard this story I immediately thought of Jack Nicholson’s line in Chinatown (“Goddamn Florsheims”), That movie’s set in the 1930s.

Was that the “Brown shoes don’t make it. Skip school don’t fake it” line?

Yes, that’s it, but I didn’t want to link the song itself, because reasons.

Thanks. It’s probably 50 years or more since I’ve heard it, but it’s stuck in my brain for some reason.

The reference to LBJ was for this, according to Time magazine:

When President Lyndon Johnson once showed up for some morning ceremonial duties in a gray suit and brown shoes, the people traveling with him were immediately alert for a change in the day’s doings. Johnson was fastidious about the trappings of office, and even the slight dissonance of brown and gray hinted a new mood or schedule. Sure enough, L.B.J. jetted off secretly to Viet Nam and a conference with his field commanders. While in flight he changed his gray suit to a rancher’s outfit of twill so that he would look more like a soldier when he reviewed the troops at Cam Ranh Bay. When the Commander in Chief left the plane he was a harmony in brown.

No exemplar of sartorial splendour, I; but I can see that working if the suit isn’t too dark.

Millions of dollars wasted. No-bid contracts to Demento Donny’s backers. Incredibly STUPID idea. All here folks. The only surprise - they weren’t Cybertrucks. The best people.

ICE : “We prefer to sneak up on people and drag them away under the cover of darkness”

Rick Hendrick. I used to like that guy. Fuck him and every race team he has, stupid trump fucker.

Twice in one week - these MAGAfools might make me quit watching racing.

And I don’t believe ICE doesn’t want to drive those trucks. The branding should fit right in with their self-image.

I believe most of them feel more at home in white panel vans.

The problem is…

self-image: Tough guy
actual image: Big pussy

150 and counting…

https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/many-150-us-troops-wounded-so-far-iran-war-sources-say-2026-03-10/

And also mines in the Strait of Hormuz

Dementia Donny is posting about Canada being a state again.

He is demented, he has dementia, but that is something different: that is malignant trolling. He does not have to overcome his frontotemporal dementia here, it is not an obstacle for him, it is a facilitator. And he is enjoying it.
Bonus points if you get upset.

How would Canada-as-a-single-state work, given it’s bigger in surface area than the entire rest of the country?

You’re putting far more thought into this than Trump has, you know.

So we’d get two new Democratic senators and … what … 500 new Democratic House members?

The size of the House is fixed at 435 unless Congress votes to increase it. Canada’s theoretical delegation would be assigned by removing seats from other states at the next redistricting. Depending on how many states it joined as it would probably have somewhere between 40 and 50 seats, and Canadians would probably insist on each province getting statehood, so you’d be looking at somewhere around 22-28 new senators depending on what happens to the territories.

None of this is going to happen anyway.

Conquered territories can be ruled by “Governors” too, without actually being admitted as states…