Umm Matt? Trump is to MAGA as Hitler is to Nazism.
Gaetz took issue with those backing the military strikes.
Nazi says what Matt?
Smapti
March 28, 2026, 12:38am
3684
And now, it’s time for The President’s Brain Is Missing , special CPAC edition;
They had over 10,000 missiles that they accumulated since October 2, if you think. Since uhm, since the B2s, really since the B2s they accumulated them in a matter of months. Six months. But they had well over 10,000. They had rocket launchers."
Trump on Iran: "They had over 10,000 missiles that they accumulated since October 2, if you think. Since uhm, since the B2s, really since the B2s they accumulated them in a matter of months. Six months. But they had well over 10,000. They had rocket...
“They have to open the Strait of Trump”
Trump’s approval rating is 100% among people who support him!
“Cuba is next, by the way. But pretend I didn’t say that. Cuba is next.”
“We’re honored to be joined tonight by many distinguished guests from around the world, including FII institute chairman Yassir AroooMaiiannnn. What a nice name. By the way, I know him really well, but I’ve never heard his last name. All I know is he’s got a lot of cash.”
Trump: "We're honored to be joined tonight by many distinguished guests from around the world, including FII institute chairman Yassir AroooMaiiannnn. What a nice name. By the way, I know him really well, but I've never heard his last name. All I...
“I hit 50,000 on the Dow.” (The Dow closed at 45,000 today.)
“Luclear dust”
“Other guys are out there playing golf”
“You can ask me about sex”
“I always like to hang around with losers, actually, because it makes me feel better”
Q: What is the one leadership trait the world is missing right now?
TRUMP: Well, it's winning. I always like to hang around with losers, actually, because it makes me feel better
“Africa has tremendous earth”
Smapti:
“You can ask me about sex”
Remember the big kerfuffle when a teenaged girl asked Bill Clinton on MTV whether he wore boxers or briefs?
No one has asked Donnie that important question. I wonder if someone should point that out to him–that people cared what kind of underwear Clinton favored, but nobody gives a crap about his (so to speak). I guess, compared to Clinton, he’s the loser…sigh. Oh well, he had to come up short(s) eventually.
Isn’t it fun how the White House posts something and you aren’t sure if it’s about starting nuclear war or the installation of a TRUMP fountain in the Oval Office?
This is so on point, it should be a meme! Well said.
Monty
March 28, 2026, 4:17am
3690
I warned him not to look at anyone with puppy dog eyes.
Corey Lewandowski is reportedly leaving his role as special government employee, amid accusations of conducting a taxpayer-funded affair with former DHS Secretary Kristi Noem , according to a report.
Both Noem and Lewandowski have vehemently denied suggestions that they had an affair , with the former previously describing the rumors as “tabloid garbage” at a House hearing. Noem has also described the accusations as a “disgusting lie.”
Tensions surrounding the allegations flared up again on Wednesday after photographs of the pair sitting side by side were released by the U.S. Embassy in Guyana.
Now, three sources and a White House official have told The New York Post
The sources told The Post that the decision was made as recently as Tuesday or Wednesday.
Two of those sources claimed that President Trump had forced out Lewandowski due to his disapproval of a $220 million ad campaign featuring Noem .
The president was also reportedly unhappy with contracting decisions made by Lewandowski while he served under Noem.
A third source claimed that Lewandowski decided to leave on his own because he was not interested in moving to the State Department.
Rumplethinskin doesn’t like being called on his lies.
Joy Behar ’s herpes dig at President Donald Trump on “The View ” got the White House sore on Wednesday.
Shortly after playing a video of Trump boasting that he received an undisclosed expensive present from Iran, Behar questioned guest panelist Abby Huntsman, a former co-host, on what the military has accomplished in Trump’s war.
“And what’s the gift besides herpes?” Behar cracked, prompting laughter from the audience.
Moments later, Huntsman said, “We don’t what know what the intelligence [Trump] got was ― that’s the problem.”
Behar snarked, “The word ‘intelligence’ and him in the same sentence should not go together.”
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue wasn’t loving the shtick.
In a statement to Entertainment Weekly , White House spokesperson Davis Ingle called her “Joyless Behar” ― “an extremely unlikeable, talentless hack with a poorly rated TV show who clearly suffers from a severe case of Trump Derangement Syndrome.”
He’s the creep-in-chief.
President Donald Trump did not heed his own advice while offering a shocking compliment to “The Five” co-host Dana Perino.
Trump was a special guest on the Fox News panel show Thursday night when Perino asked him about the situation on the ground for the Iranian people amid the war waged by the United States and Israel.
Trump said he had insight on whether Iranians’ basics needs were being met, but didn’t want to answer just yet.
“But first, do you remember when we had lunch years ago at the base of Trump Tower, when it was a brand-new building … a long time ago? You haven’t changed,” Trump told Perino, who was White House press secretary for George W. Bush before joining Fox News.
“Now, I’m not allowed to say this. It’s the end of my political career,” Trump said.
“But you may be even better looking [today], OK?” the president told Perino.
“But I will not say that because that will end my political career. You’re not allowed to say a woman’s beautiful anymore …," Trump continued.
Then he offered up what passes as oratory brilliance for him to answer the question.
“When you look at what’s happened, they’re petrified. Because the one side has guns and they have very nasty guns … and what they do is they shoot you. And the people are brave, but they’re not brave when they see people going down left and right — no matter who you are, I don’t care how brave, unless you’re really sort of stupid, you can’t really protest,” he said.
Killer Kennedy’s attacks on the nation’s health continues. (The bolding is mine.)
More than a week after a federal judge blocked Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s overhaul of both the nation’s childhood vaccine schedule and a key vaccine advisory committee, the Justice Department has yet to appeal the decision — and ultimately may not.
The Justice Department has 60 days to appeal the decision, which would be by May 15. One HHS official with knowledge of the situation said that no final decision has been made on the agency’s next steps regarding the lawsuit.
It’s the latest example of uncertainty under Kennedy’s leadership. The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has been without a director for months, with no sign of a new nominee waiting in the wings. And confirmation for his pick for the next surgeon general, Casey Means , appears to have stalled in the Senate.
Meanwhile, work that would normally be ongoing among independent vaccine experts charged with making recommendations to the federal government has stalled indefinitely. Planned meetings about this fall’s flu and Covid shots, for example, are in limbo.
“All the work, as far as I know, has ceased, putting us in a tremendous deficit in recommendations,” said Dr. Jason Goldman, president of the American College of Physicians. “It’s just horrifying to contemplate what damage has been done.”
Speaking of the war on the nation’s health, let’s toss in a little war on education.
The Trump administration has asked the Department of Justice to investigate admission practices at three prominent medical schools, according to The New York Times , which cited officials within the administration and said it had also seen related documents.
The issue under purview is whether Stanford University, Ohio State University and the University of California San Diego are guilty of racial discrimination in the medical school admission process. The Times said that the three schools were ordered to provide “extensive lists of data” by April 24 or “risk interruptions to essential federal funding.”
According to the report, the schools are being told to provide applicant information from the past seven years, including home ZIP codes, test scores and whether or not the applicants have ties to alumni or university donors. “The administration also demanded copies of any internal messages at the universities about diversity, equity and inclusion and any correspondence between school officials and pharmaceutical companies about admissions policies,” per the Times.
I can’t be the only one to remember the controversy over the introduction of ZIP+4 codes. The Second Felonial Era is mining this information to stop the schools from educating minorities.
The convicted fraudster is back to teasing his marks.
The White House incited confusion online with a pair of ominous social media posts that went up over the evening with no explanation.
Late Wednesday, March 25, the official White House account on X posted two videos, the first of which has since been deleted but is still circulating online .
Posted around 9:15 p.m., the post featured a brief video that appeared to be filmed on a phone pointing toward the ground. It captured a woman’s black boots and dress.
“It’s so cool. It’s launching soon, right?” she can be heard asking in the clip, which had “sound on” written in text across it. A man’s voice off camera confirms that whatever they are talking about is arriving shortly.
A second post was shared around 10 p.m. and is still on the White House’s official X account. This one was captioned with a cell phone emoji and a speaker emoji. The four-second video attached is of a blank screen.
After a text message alert goes off, some static pops up on the screen and an American flag is briefly visible before it fades to black again.
When contacted for comment by PEOPLE, a White House spokesperson responded, “I wonder what’s launching soon!”
War on Iran is now changing to War on the Military. (The bolding is mine.)
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is reportedly attempting to block four Army officers, two women and two Black men, from a military promotion list to become one-star generals – though his motivations are unclear.
For months, Hegseth has been asking Army leaders, including Secretary of the Army Dan Driscoll, to remove the officers’ names, the New York Times reported Friday. After Driscoll allegedly refused to remove the names, citing the officers’ excellent records, Hegseth allegedly took matters into his own hands.
The defense secretary reportedly removed the four officers’ names from the list himself – although it’s unclear whether he has the authority to do so – before the list was sent to the White House for review.
A senior military official told the New York Times that the promotion list includes three dozen officers, most of whom are white men, though some Black and female officers remain on it.
ThelmaLou:
Smapti:
“You can ask me about sex”
Remember the big kerfuffle when a teenaged girl asked Bill Clinton on MTV whether he wore boxers or briefs?
No one has asked Donnie that important question. I wonder if someone should point that out to him–that people cared what kind of underwear Clinton favored, but nobody gives a crap about his (so to speak). I guess, compared to Clinton, he’s the loser…sigh. Oh well, he had to come up short(s) eventually.
Of course not; MTV no longer exists, so where would teenage girls adk that of Trump?
Dewey_Finn:
MTV no longer exists
Sure, it does. The news splash a few months ago was that MTV was discontinuing the 24-hour music video channels which it was still offering in Europe. Here in the US, MTV has been primarily reality TV programming for years, but it’s still very much alive, though the 24/7 music video MTV which we knew in the '80s and '90s is long gone.
Not to be crude, and I don’t want to offend my fellow Dopers; but I look at KLAN and I think, ‘There is no way that I would put my penis in that.’
Imagine a government where the majority of it’s support came from the people being lied to and who thought USD 787mil was a fair price to pay for hearing what they wanted.
“Impeachments for some, miniature American flags for others!”
Smapti
March 28, 2026, 7:32am
3698
President Kang might be an improvement at this point.
smithsb
March 28, 2026, 7:45am
3699
Humor and unfortunately cruel sadness for America.
Smapti:
“Luclear dust”
It’s pronounced “LUKE u ler.”.
