He’s going to announce that we won the excursion and now it’s over.
Get ready to place those last minute bets.
Check the stock market futures. What’s coming isn’t a surprise to the Grifter-in-Chief’s handlers and backers.
I suspect “We Won”, or “three weeks”, “Iran will pay for”, or “no tariff checks because of Biden.”
- We’ve won
- Two more weeks
- I should get the Nobel peace prize
- Joe Biden started the war
- Pete Hegseth also started it. Never knew the guy.
- Iranians are running up to me, tears in their eyes, saying SIR!
- Stock market went up an unbelievable amount today. Levels no one has seen!
- You, in the second row. I’m not allowed to say it, but you are beautiful.
- Person, woman, man, camera, tv
- Trans are no longer allowed
I’m sure there will be more I’m not thinking of.
I’m hoping to get a bingo card with “Nobody’s ever seen ___” on it.
Godalmighty I hope you’re right. I have to admit that the first place my mind went was ”oh shit, is he going to drop a nuke, and does he imagine he’ll look tough and impressive by bragging about it on TV?”
When construction is halted I’d be almost tempted to leave it as it is as a warning to future generations about the excesses of hubris.
Most of me, though, wants to restore the east wing and bill sue him for the costs.
Yeah. I strongly suspect he’ll go nuclear, but hope that he’ll just give up and leave instead.
I suspect that nuking Tehran for daring to defy him is what he’d consider a “moderate” response.
Well, that didn’t take long. If you are a friend of DJT, it’s perfectly fine to have military helicopters fly by your house for funsies and social media clicks.
“Thank you @KidRock. @USArmy pilots suspension LIFTED. No punishment. No investigation. Carry on, patriots,” Hegseth [wrote]"
I’m certain it won’t be that. Every single time in the last 11 years that Trump has promised a “big speech” or a “major announcement” it has inevitably turned out to be underwhelming nonsense, because he thinks that blathering on about how great he is is genuinely impressive to anyone besides his marks.
I expect some variant of “We got a total victory, I obliterated their military, they turned over their nuclear like a dog, we’ll be announcing a tremendous deal in two weeks, the price of gas is down 1500%, we don’t need the strait open and the losers who won’t give me Greenland can open it themselves, no president bas ever been able to do so many things especiallly not Obama or Sleepy Joe, thank you for your attention to this matter”, followed by Karoline Leavitt declaring the next morning that it was a bigger speech than the Gettysburg Address and children will be studying it for thousands of years.
I think they should just leave it that way. A fitting tribute to Diaper Don.
- European pussies
- NATO is finished
- I won the war
- It’s patriotic to pay more for gas
- A pitch for some Trump MAGA product
Is it too much to hope for this admission?
This ought to be interesting, in the JERRY! JERRY! sense of the word.
There’s no way he’ll be able to stifle his big ignorant bigoted mouth. Has anyone ever been found in contemp of court during a Supreme Court session?
Those are not mutually exclusive.
Someone couldn’t wait for the ballroom to (never) be built.
Welcome to the People’s Democratic Republic of North Korea America.
The felon’s been found in violation of the constitution yet again.
Too bad the damage has already been done. I do wonder, though, if War Criminal “Watercarrier” Pete’s recent stunt against Stars and Stripes can be included in this decision.
I don’t know, but I suppose it’s possible.
I agree, though: he won’t be able to stay quiet.
No doubt he thinks that sitting in the gallery and scowling at the justices will inspire them to “loyalty”.
In reality, this’ll probably cost him at LEAST Roberts and Kavanaugh.
But he can be made to be quiet.
Objection, your Honor! Facts not in evidence.
I predict he falls asleep after about 5 minutes in when nobody’s saying the word “Trump” every 15 seconds.
Or he leaves when he realizes there’s no cameras.
On April Fools’ Day?
My money is on an announcement of a new sneaker, cryptocoin or othe grifty merch.
He’s going to announce a Trump-branded rewards card for oil tankers – 15% off future Iranian tolls on the Strait of Hormuz.