Which is utterly unsurprising. Not even getting into the history of such ceasefires never lasting, it was clear in reading about this one that Trump and Iran were talking past each other. They never actually “agreed” on any terms, Trump just acted like they did, because that’s what he always does.
I haven’t seen anything that indicates that Bibi agreed to any of this. He must be very pissed off with this capitulation. He was right that he could manipulate Trump to start the war but very wrong that he was special and Trump wouldn’t fuck him over if there was money to be made. Don’t these people ever learn? What is it about grasping for power that causes people to be blind to obvious lessons learned by others?
He didn’t, Israel is still attacking Lebanon and in response Iran has blocked the Strait again, all while Trump says the cease fire did not include Lebanon and Iran says it does.
I’ve said it before, Trump fundamentally doesn’t know how to negotiate in a situation where he can’t just unilaterally walk away from the whole mess. When dealing with an entity like a country, he doesn’t understand that they don’t have to just accept the terms he offers, and that they can have terms of their own, and that he has to deal with that. He can’t just walk away, or he loses the war. He’s got to do something. Give them what they want, convince them to want something different, or keep fighting the war.
Trump is of course incapable of any of those three options. He hates giving anyone anything, he’s too stupid to be able to convince anyone who won’t just believe his lies, and he’s clearly desperate to get out of this unpopular war before it completely tanks the Republicans.
I forget where I saw it, but one of the best descriptions of the Orange Peril I’ve come across is someone who’s lost all cognitive function and is down to amygdala and brain stem.
Trump admin tells the Vatican - do as we say or we’ll start our own Roman Catholic Church.
Vatican officials briefed on the meeting tell The Free Press that the Pentagon warned Cardinal Christophe Pierre in January that the United States has the military power to do “whatever it wants” and that Pope Leo, the first American-born pontiff, “better take its side.”
The site writes that “as tensions escalated,” one U.S. official “went so far as to invoke the Avignon Papacy, the period in the 1300s when the French Crown leveraged its military power to dominate the papal authority.”
Your scenario is quite plausible, and yes, it would be more humiliating to Donald than any other sort of revelation could be.
Even if the truth isn’t exactly like the scenario, it’s clearly something just as horrifying to Donald, who will gladly commit any and all war crimes to keep the Epstein Thing out of the news.
I immediately thought of the “with blackjack and hookers” joke, but then realized that’s exactly what Trump would do if he made his own Catholic Church.
Trump wouldn’t be starting the church - he’d get some sedevacantist folks to do it for him. And since they’re all in on the Latin Mass, they’d have hard time advocating for any gambling other than a church bingo night.
He’s been doing it for years, or having toadies do it for him, depending on how you see it:
And look at his BIG hands! That is important to him.
I’m not sure whether the “Pope” is wearing a wedding ring. Wouldn’t put it past him, the moron.