You mean like the FBI?
Bwa-ha-ha-ha!
Sorry…
I think it’s the SEC, but suspect they are full of bootlickers as well.
I wonder if you could give your BIL a tip and split the proceeds. Still, it should be easy to track.
They are all a bunch of crooks. But we knew that.
Pull the other one! 
I did put some thought in selecting that phrase.
Kash “Federal Breast Inspector” Patel is proving how sober and level-headed he is by yelling at the press, claiming his own lawsuit is full of lies, and thinking the US Olympic hockey team are his friends.
Not Susie Wiles. She’s in too deep.
Firing the heads of the military in the middle of an armed conflict is a sign that everything is going great, right?
Brooke Rollins and Casey Means are safe, because Trump thinks those are men’s names.
Slow motion regime change.
Apparently, her father was also hound dogging after young staff members, and she told them to pay attention to the men (meaning hubby and daddy) yuk!
Trump’s plan for the White House Correspondents Dinner is to show up late, read a scripted tirade about how the media is fake and unfair, then leave before anyone has a chance to make fun of him.
What could possibly go wrong? I’ll watch the best parts on YouTube, I am sure they will be exquisite.
He will be told he nailed it, of course.
Check.
Utter bullshit, there’s no way he’s sticking to any script. He has that part of the stump speech down rote.
There’s be plenty of opportunities to get those jollies after he leaves, and for them to be widely reported.
Too bad they won’t just throw shit at Trump during his tirade.
Food fight!
My guess is that you’re correct about this. He heard that Tim Cook was stepping down and decided to make it A Story About Me–his standard practice.
The bits about how Donald the Consultant saved Apple from having to pay actual Consultants is particularly ridiculous.
Whatever he does to them, they probably deserve. I don’t think any actually-respectable journalists are planning to attend, this year.
Whoever decides to go, I think that as soon as Donnie steps up to the podium they should all turn their backs, take out their phones and make phone calls, start texting, start playing games, or watch random YouTube videos. With the volume up as high as it will go. I would really like to see something like that…
Man, I was sure your next words were going to be “and drop their pants.”
Son of a gun! The felon was correct. He’s managed a regime change.
Natural selection is the best selection. 