The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues (Part 2)

Ooooh! Terrorists among us.Soon there will be lists of names, more concentration camps, am I being alarmist?

The Christian fascist takeover of America continues. Who knew treating trans people as human made you a top level terrorists? Soon we will be just as tolerant as Iran.

There’s no such thing under US law as a “domestic terror group”, so this, just like when Trump issued an executive order saying the same thing last year, is just empty bluster designed to intimidate people into not criticizing Dear Leader.

In other news, we’re all going to die!

Yes, I am sure you are 100% correct.

Kash “Walk into the club like what up I got a big cock” Patel has been frantically polygraphing his inner circle trying to figure out who keeps telling the media about his boozing.

What’s the statute of limitations? The usual seven years?

Of course, nobody went to prison for driving the world economy into the ditch in 2008, even after an administration change.

You know the Reflecting Pool is soon to be a goner.

The beatings polygraphs will continue until morale improves.

Yes, Killer Kennedy, your anti-vax nonsense is killing babies.

And what’s the population affected?

Not content calling for Jeffries’ impeachment, the felon wants to charge him with inciting violence.

“Likewise, drones came, and were incinerated while in the air. They dropped ever so beautifully down to the Ocean, very much like a butterfly dropping to its grave!” Waxing poetic tonight.

“These Iranian drones are only cheap Russian junk, costing a few thousand. So they are just easy peasy to shoot down using our world class USD4mil/shot Patriot missiles. Provided we don’t run out of them, or they are required elsewhere we will continue to win biggly.”

Isn’t that rather like using a 12-gauge shotgun to take care of a mosquito?

Considering the difference in cost, it’s more like using a rocket propelled grenade to take out the mosquito. If the destroyer keeps using Patriot missiles to shoot down cheap drones, the Iranians will take that any time. The destroyer will run out of Patriots long before the Iranians run out of drones.

A reminder that the “maximum warfare” reference was Jeffries quoting a Trump administration official who said that in August 2025 to describe the Republican redistricting strategy for the midterms.

The law has not been a consideration to this maladministration. If the Trump cabal decide to go after the Left (as they define it) then, just like deportations, the law won’t matter.

I am informed by ChatGpt that even the smallest guage shotgun shells would be inadequate for mosquitoes.

My own solution to the problem of mosquitoes at my boarding school was to choose to launch a pillow at the roof, repeatedly, killing several dozen at a time. Obviously not an ideal deterent, but given my lack of resources, adequate.

I hate the bloodstains mosquitoes leave when squashed on a wall or ceiling. My suggestion is to use a vacuum cleaner.

I, now, an adult man, would agree with you.

But my former adolescent self from about 23 years ago would beg to differ.

Also, we did not have vacuum cleaners at school, we had, at best, brooms and mops, neither of which have the efficacy or reach of the pillow.

I’m getting a strong “Who ate the strawberries?” vibe from him lately.

He can now, mathematically prove who’s behind the leaks!

Was there another key to the wardroom icebox liquor cabinet?

I should not be surprised that an administration (and I use the term loosely) and its members who are all for performative theater without any regard for truth or effectiveness resort to the public use of polygraphs, but fact is that those things do not work like in the movies. In fact, they don’t work at all.
Which may be a feature, not a bug, in a more rational collective of evil doers. With those incompetent bastards, I am not so sure.

trump, in a recent meeting with his advisors (ok, in my imagination, but I’m probably not too far off):

GODDAMIT we started the Iran war, uhhh.. excur… um, ‘mini-war’ to distract from the Epstein files. Now the war and rising gas prices are hurting my ratings even worse! (throws a mini-bottle of ketchup against the wall; his advisors are splattered with it, in what looks like a horror scene). What do we do now to distract from that?

Advisor: I got an idea!