Did I miss a story where Trump got kicked in the nuts by a butterfly at some point in his life? It would not surprise me if in his childhood, one landed on him and caused him to utterly soil his drawers, resulting in a public shaming and private beating from his father. Because absent that, who has a vendetta against butterflies?
These guys – fits, doesn’t it?
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That was absolutely my first thought…
“WTF? What has he got against butterflies now?”
They’re not traditionally considered pests and most people like seeing them around. They’re like the textbook example of “beauty in nature” along with flowers. What the hell is wrong with him?
Was he trying to come up with “Dropping like flies?” and he’s just this fucking stupid?
It sounds like he’s channeling his inner Montgomery Burns.
“Ahhh, the beauty of nature…Smithers! Fetch me my flamethrower!”
The campers at High Pines?
Cancún Cruz explains the swindle.
Rip van Simple loves her country but screw being polite to her or even answering her question.
The liar’s preacher says the liar knows the Bible better than the Pope.
The butterflies fall when the dogs are fired (“fired like a dog” being a favorite Trump utterance).
In solidarity.
(Seriously, he likely knows the phrase “dropping like flies”—but told whatever staffer brought him a pic of flies dropping into the water that the flies couldn’t be seen clearly enough. So make them Butterflies.)
Democrats who go on Fox News are driving Trump further off the ledge.
"You could listen to Fox News all day long, absolutelv devour it, but then, when you hear SLEAZEBAGS, like Congressman Ro Khanna, “a wolf in sheep’s clothing,” LIE, LIE, LIE, AND LIE AGAIN, without any pushback, or competent rebuttal from an anchor, in this case, Jacqui Heinrich, the entire Common Sense dialogue that has been going on all day at Fox is completely obliterated! Why would Fox put SCUM like this on, or others, such as Low Rated Bill Maher, who gains “credibility” by constant referral to him as though he were a Liberal source of “Wisdom,’ or very Low IQ Hakeem Jeffries, who considers the Supreme Court “illegitimate,”’ and probably hates our Country. No matter how “Fair and Balanced” the day’s News at Fox may be. the end result is destroved by professional Liars, Conmen, and Liberal, Crooked Politicians. This is why MAGA Republicans, who are actuallv close to 100% of the Party, hate Fox, despite the wonderful contributions made by so many of their great anchors and commentators. Hard to win Elections like this! President DONALD J. TRUMP”
Note to Dems: everybody goes on Fox!
Hopefully this doesn’t mean that Heart will play for him. (I think that they are another one of those bands who aren’t as conservative as their songs sound, but in this case it isn’t a matter of media literacy like a lot of other cases since their songs are politically neutral except for one that I’ve only heard in concert about soldiers of some sort.)
Yes. Dem-bomb Fox.
And then of course Fox executives will bristle at the invasion and try to come with a “Our Latest Dem-Dum” segment or something.
Ann and Nancy are not fans of the current POTUS.
An actual competent military officer says the felon’s request for a trillion is bonkers.
The felon says Cuba’s a security threat. So, when’s that war going to start?
And here’s the key.
Y’all remember the T1? Hahahaha!
Look at the disclaimer for preordering the trinket.
Quoting a TikTok Trumper in the article:
Imagine admitting that out loud.
And the new Terms of Service don’t guarantee connection with existing cell phone service. Maybe they’ll sell a super secret communication system for a low, low subscription price if you act right now to secure you place in line to …
He’s going off on the Supreme Court tonight.
Let me get this straight. The Supreme Court said that the tariffs were illegally charged but Donnie thinks they should have said “but that’s cool, the U.S. can still keep the money.” He really has no concept of what illegal means.
No, it’s not.
You just said you do.
You can see the entire long rant here. (This link is to a site that republishes the “truths”, not to Truth Social.)
When you open the box, you’ll find two orange juice cans and some really long string.
He only knows one important thing, namely, that it never applies to him.
The box says, ‘String not included.’
If trump hates Fox News so much, why does he keep poaching their on-air personalities and giving them positions in his administration?? 
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