“What a job our military is doing with respect to drugs coming in by sea. Meaning, drugs coming in by water. A lot of people know what I mean by ‘sea.’ They think I’m taking about vision.”
“I’m going to join you for dinner. I’ll set aside the Iranians for an evening.”
You know what I would do if I were an American capitalist who owned a gas station? I’d keep gas prices exactly the same (or even raise them!) and then I’d pocket the difference. While doing so I’d blame Biden or wokeness or et cetera.
Pete on TV with a mission and a grin,
Talkin’ ‘bout uranium like he gonna reel it in,
Map upside down, sharpie circles on the screen,
Sayin’ “Boys, pack it up, this’ll be clean.”
Fox panel clappin’, everybody nodding hard,
Meanwhile the Pentagon staff pullin’ extra guard,
One dude whisper, “Sir… respectfully… no,”
Pete already orderin’ camo for the glow.
Don’t save ore… it don’t wanna be saved, Flyin’ through the desert like a drunk parade,
Don’t save ore… it don’t wanna be found, Half the damn convoy lost and circlin’ around.
Don’t save ore… it don’t wanna be touched, Trump on Truth Social yellin’ WAY TOO MUCH,
Don’t save ore… just leave it where it lay, Before somebody turns Nevada into Tehran Bay.
Trump called Pete like, “Make me look strong,”
Five minutes later everything already wrong,
One guy brought a magnet, another brought tongs,
One marine askin’ why the playlist all Kid Rock songs.
Well duh, they are cherry-picked viral videos showing some Black individuals behaving impolitely and/or irresponsibly. That’s the basic worldview-reinforcement that Trump and so many MAGA Republicans are desperately craving in these days of chaos and uncertainty.
Sometimes I’m reminded of Logan Roy’s piss madness in Succession when I witness the insanity coming out of the White House these days. At least Logan’s kids gave a shit about his well-being. Trump’s just out there just dropping his fucking marbles in front of the whole world and his family seems like they’d rather stay in the will than stand up to (for) him.
I think that if anyone gets the money back, it will be the companies who already passed the tariffs, at least for the most part, on to the consumers. We will never see a penny of our money coming back.
It’s being reported that he wants to make Venezuela the 51st state. (I wonder what he’d say about Venezuelans having the legal right to move into the other 50 states at will if that were to happen.)
You don’t math the way the stable genius maths. Canada, Venezuela, and Vatican City will all be the 51st state. I don’t mean they’ll be a combined state, but rather each one of them will be the 51st state, all at the same time!
