After you’re all done with the human-carrying planes, drones.
In formations that spell out “Happy Fourth of July, 2026, 250 years of this great country, from all your good friends not the MAGA right those losers and dummies. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS PATTERN!” Or something…
We can add electric planes too. Paint 'em greener!
Trump said in a post on Truth Social that he was aware of artists getting “the yips” about their performances, and he is thinking about instead appearing himself at a new rally at same time and location.
“I am ordering my Representatives to look at the feasibility of doing an AMERICA IS BACK Rally on Wednesday, Washington, D.C., same time, same location. Only Great Patriots invited,” he wrote, calling himself "the “Number One Attraction anywhere in the World”.
The yips? And America is Back at the same time it’s going to lose/capitulate in a needless war he started. Perfect.
Can’t the Dumocrats stage something in front of the Capitol? All the yipsters can warm up for, I dunno, Neil Young and make it so loud it drowns out the millions trump will claim saw his clown act?
Undoubtedly not without a permit from the U.S. Capitol Police, which might well not be granted given the current political environment. AIUI, the Capitol Police is under the purview of Congress, which is currently controlled by the GOP, of course.
Trump has, predictably, decided on the perfect replacement for people who were planning on enjoying '90s nostalgia acts at a tacky state fair - himself.
Tee Hee! 
He can’t sing, he can’t jive, he’ll have the time of his life.
Trump has apparently wrestled his phone away from whoever usually tweets for him, because he’s back to slop-posting and attacking the Pope.
He also posted a picture of himself golfing where, if you zoom in, he appears to not know where he is.
(Note the one glove, Michael Jackson style, to conceal the hand with the zombie bite on it.)
I don’t think that’s a recent pic of Orangeboy golfing because, no orange. (And no gut or diaper.)
Discombobulated? Oh, no, not that! Anything but that! 
That’s at least 60 lbs ago.
So a drone runway (not a port) on top of the Ballroom. Somehow, that seems appropriate for this moron. And just who is he going to attack? Oh, never mind.
Everyone of his teachers, if any are alive, should hang their heads in shame.
If you are talking about his college professors, none of them probably ever met him or even laid eyes on him.
You can’t blame them. Some dogs can’t be trained.
And (I know it’s AI slop but…) they’re going to store a bunch of high explosives directly above the room the President and cabinet and etc. will be sitting in during publicly announced events? That seems to me like a rejected premise for a Tom Clancy novel.
And next to the coal fired boilers for the steam catapults.
I think it’s safe to say that at least one of them met him:
To use the felon’s own word choices, They should hang their heads like dogs!
Top “student for Trump” arrested on domestic violence charges.
For the record, the building he’s standing in front of is not a ballroom and is not called “the Great Hall of China”. It’s called “the Great Hall of the People” it’s where the legislature and the Communist Party congress meet.
Here is the Wiki article on the Great Hall of the People. Part of it is a large banquet hall.