I’m honestly surprised Hegseth hasn’t mandated just pray the Gay flu away.
Someone must have recently bought up stock shares in flu vaccine companies.
If you really want to be diabolical at a party, you can try this:
Yes, those are caramel covered onions.
Excellent! Those are definitely going to be at my next Halloween event. Of course I’ll have to use Vidalia onions.
I didn’t want to be diabolical – I wanted to show off my timely wit.
Bringing caramel-coated onions to a party is simply going to make me look bad.
As I’ve mentioned, I can’t keep up with these threads anymore; so forgive me if this has been mentioned. Mr. Potato Head said that the Senate’s resolution to limit his powers to wage war against Iran is meaningless. He said that the Senate is offering ‘aid and comfort to Iran.’
So… He has accused the Senate, using the verbiage in Article 3, Clause 1 of the Constitution, of Treason. Literally.
Every accusation is a confession.
But if you swap your caramel onions for someone else’s caramel apples, then they look bad.
The perfect plan!
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I have never tried it, but have read with their sense of smell blocked blindfolded people cannot tell the difference between an apple and an onion, so if you bring nose clips and sleep masks you’ll be okay.
That statement is about as useful as “Burble burble bing bing.” Untold thousands of hits, and no indications that it has ever effected the thoughts of the left or the right. It is totally nonsensical in that it also means that every accusation of theft, rape or murder is made by those who steal, rape or murder. If it totally disappeared from the lexicon absolutely nothing would be changed for the better or for the worse.
Thank you for your helpful comment.
Perhaps I should have said “using that phrase, ‘aid and comfort,’ is especially noteworthy given his actions over the last ten years and the widespread, longterm speculation that, for whatever reason, he himself is acting in a way that is favorable to Russia but not to the United States, and so these words could really be more properly used against him.”
I thought trotting out the proverb was a more succinct way of expressing that, but perhaps it has become boring.
It’s perfectly apt when it comes to Trump. With that in mind, the Dems better figure out how he’s rigging elections. And soon.
Trump has had the White House bathrooms carpeted.
One of our first (rental) homes had a carpeted bathroom…shag.
The thought of it makes me gag to this day.
Hopefully it hadn’t been too many decades old (at the time) and still smelling GREAT.
Even the thought of those old carpeted toilet covers grosses me out. I can’t imagine wall-to-wall carpeting on the floor. 
For as big a germaphobe as Trump reportedly is, this detail surprises me.
I’m sure he sits down to pee, where his putrid gravy oozes out of his shriveled cashew and it runs down his saggy ball-bag and drips slowly into the bowl.
No chance of a splash-and-go.
I regret reading this as I wait for my dinner.
It is well known that he has a very short fuse. Now you know where this fuse is and what it looks like.