Because he is so fucking dumb, he just learned the dumb has a “b” in it. In his damaged brain, I’m guessing he thinks a “passport” is a “visa”.
…because people who aren’t citizens are now unwelcome?
My passport expires in Dec. 2028. How long after that should I wait to renew so as not to get a Trumpian passport?
Fortunately, this isn’t going to be the default passport - you’ll have to pay extra for this version.
Because they forgot to say “Thank you for your attention to this matter”?
It IS, for his career. But that’s his own fault entirely. (I’m not sympathetic to him. I just hate seeing bullies win.)
Apparently these will only be issued to people who apply in person at the DC passport office, so you should be safe. Unless you live in DC. In which case, renew online.
Well, there’s no way this could possibly go wrong.
Oh how badly I want this to be from The Onion.
No kidding. A seriously crowded sky. Piece of cake.
So, if you like Airplanes and Fireworks and President Trump, be there!
Is that a logical AND? In those, all conditions must be TRUE in order for the whole thing to be TRUE. If that’s the case, I won’t be there, even though I like Airplanes and Fireworks.
How is that related to a passport for US citizens?
I’m sure he was just thinking back 250 years when the Continental Army took the airfields
At least it could be accurate…
I had the same question about the Piña Colada Song…
Vanilla Ice, the last holdout from the planned concert series, has now cancelled.
From that article (emphasis mine):
He had more than one???
I only know of three songs. The famous one he totally didn’t rip off in any way from Queen, a cover of “Funky Town,” and whatever that song was he sang in the second Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie.
I regretfully looked up his discography on Wikipedia. You’re probably thinking of his cover of Wild Cherry’s “Play That Funky Music,” which was his first single, and which went to #4 on the Billboard chart. Those were his only two songs to make the top 40.
Ahem…
From 1:15 pm to 11:30 pm.
An air show in the dark?
Two more weeks of the festival of shit to go, plenty of time for Mr. Hit Maker to reschedule for a time when the weather isn’t so scary.
BTW, did it even rain at all in DC last night?