The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues (Part 2)

Trump warns people about desecrating federal property, links to website describing how you can defend yourself from charges of desecrating federal property.

Aside from the obvious “What a fucking idiot” factor, I thought that the vandals he described got pardons, high-level jobs in the Administration, and potential access to a share of a nearly $2BN reparations fund?

Huh. Wrong again, I suppose.

The Reflecting Pool is fine except we have to fix it now that the “criminally made algae” is gone.

But enough about that! Let’s get to what really matters.

Donald J. Trump: "I just returned from a tour of various Statues, Monuments, Fountains and, mo… - Trump’s Truth
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Donald really did learn the lesson that Roy Cohn taught Joe McCarthy back in the 1950s: when you’re making stuff up, provide specific numbers.

It makes the lie plausible!!! :+1: :wink: :+1: :wink: :+1:

“Elephant pee on aisle 6”
“I don’t get paid enough for this job”

“Why don’t you quit?”

“And leave show business?!”

They gave him Washington DC as a binky.

The District doesn’t deserve it. None of us does. The world doesn’t.

The one thing that seems appropriate about the binky, though: Trump sucks.

Unlike Friday, this “severe weather” postponement is complete bullshit. It’s been overcast in DC all afternoon/evening, with a bit of mist and fog, but the nearest thunderstorms are 200 miles away.

Does the website really have three Es? FrEEEdom250? The third E is for Excellence?

And it was originally Rain or Shine. Maybe it’ll reopen in two weeks.

Nope!

Or “Ehhh, good enough.”

Does he think it’s the setting for Escape from DC? How is the course dangerous, I mean besides his wild shots.

Senator calls liar a liar.

That’s all I can post for now due to Internet connectivity issues.

I’m surprised he didn’t say “national security!” since that seems to work for everything.

In fact, that’s the new name of the ballroom. How dare anyone deny him money to build this?

Trump Truth

What an idiot. I can see why Republicans love him.

Chester A. Arthur, on the other hand, would have put in a killer show, with free beer.

Well… He’s not wrong.

How about free cheese?

If you don’t like crowds, it’s the perfect place to be.