The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues (Part 2)

He could have but it wouldn’t make sense compared to the policy as written, which did not explicitly make it about victims but about anybody who engaged in it at all or engaged in animal cruelty, in general.

But, sure, it would have at least sounded better if he made a semi-coherent argument like that

Lindsay Clancy was only ever a nurse. The ‘President can’t pardon a state-convicted person’ issue is completely irrelevant, because she could never have amassed Donald’s minimum price for a pardon.

Of course, the Googly-Eyed Chud’s job isn’t to give coherent arguments, because nobody in this admin has a job other than insulting Trump’s enemies and fluffing his ego.

Well, yes. But he could have made it sound better, and a calm (albeit false) explanation would have let him move on from it. But he wanted to yell at people instead.

Couchfucker McGee says “give us a chance”.

Hahahaha. That is so pathetic.

If a child who was forced to perform sexual acts with an animal gets charged with bestiality, we have bigger problems than FBI recruitment. That’s all I’m saying.

Another couple of years to do what, FFS??

To continue working on the amazing things we’ve been doing for the last two years

At work they used to say “Washington (state): where the men are men and the sheep are scared.”

I used to think it was just to pick on the one guy from WA. Maybe it’s real, and endemic.

Not sure where you live, but in my experience in this region, WA makes fun of ID, ID makes fun of MT, MT makes fun of WY, etc. The sheep are always scared in the state over.

BUT, in this particular incidence, the sheep really should be scared around Montlake, WA. And probably around any frat (my opinion of frats isn’t real high). Same with the current US govt which seems to be filled with couch and sheep fuckers.

To say nothing of the horses!

Wikipedia link involving bestiality

Next time put that sort of thing in a spoiler box-- I implore you! (Not kidding.)
:nauseated_face: :angry:

I don’t think you have to have been charged for this to disqualify you before. They ask a lot of silly questions. If you tell the truth, you’re disqualified, and if you lie, you set yourself up for a perjury charge if evidence ever shows up. “Are you now, or have you ever been a cow fucker?” Not a question I’d want to answer, even if it was a forced cow fucking.

Sorry.

Meanwhile, it looks like it’s time for another episode of The President’s Brain Is Missing.

“Cooper was your governor when you had Helene. They call it the biggest water hurricane. It was all water.”

“You have a higher gas – it’s a very inexpensive price to pay for what we’ve done. Remember that. It’s a little more. Frankly, even if it was a lot more.”

“They voted in favor of transgender everything, taxpayer-funded mutilization”

“If we stopped trading with every country that we have a deficit with – which is most of them, and which would be very easy to do – we would make at least $1.5 trillion a year.” (And I could save $15,000 a year if I stopped paying rent.)

“That war? That war is gonna end very soon. Watch. You just watch. Trump was right about everything. You watch. They’re getting decimated. And they want to make a deal so badly. They call. ‘We want to make a deal!’”

“We spent more than $2 billion in FEMA funding. You’re waiting for some additional funding. I’m gonna get that to you. Now if Michael loses, I’m not sending it.”

“Nobody knows there’s a B in dumb”

“Do you have a bad guy or a good guy over there? Huh? Where is he? Who is he? Show it to me. Show him. Let me see his face. Oh, it’s a she.”

I have read that the Fed raised interest rates today due to inflation. There is a particular orange bastard that must have something dumb to say about that. But I’ve come across nothing.

“Interest Rates in the United States should be 1%, or less, because we are the Best Credit in the World — BY FAR. Our Country is BOOMING with new Investment! If we stopped Trading with every country that we have a Deficit with, which is most of them, we would make, at least, 1.5 Trillion Dollars a year. The word “Deficit” is nothing more than a fancy word for LOSS. We are “carrying” almost every country in the World, and that cannot go on any longer. LOWER THE INTEREST RATES FOR THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND FAST! President DONALD J. TRUMP”

If only I’d known at the time … ECON0101 would have been so much easier.
Would have helped in ECON3116 too, for that matter.

Kennedys have something to say about the Kennedy Center’s situation.

&, of course, the mic drop.

Maria’s commentary follows. (I’ve bolded it and added underlining because it’s awesome.)

Speakinng of the Thunderdome Kennedy Center board. (The bolding is mine.)

While Iran’s kicking its tushy, the US military is chasing a cow.

How fitting the beginning of the nursery rhyme is.

Hey, diddle, diddle.

Yep, everything the felon’s crew touches, they diddle up.

Felon’s mini-me puts theHouse of Representatives into recess to spare the war criminal.

O North American European Canada!

And the clown-in-chief’s reaction?